The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London ClerkHughes, Thomas
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The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London Clerk
Hughes, Thomas
White Horse, Vale of (England)
_Thos._ “Seventy year old this Christmas, Sir. I wur barn at Woolstone,
in the hard winter, when I’ve heard tell as volks had to bwile their
kettles wi’ the snaw.”
_Squire._ “I want to know something about your family, Thomas.”
_Thos._ “Well, Sir, I bean’t no ways ashamed of my family, I can
assure ’ee. I’ve a got two zons, and vour daaters. One on ’em, that’s
my oldest bwoy, Sir, wur all droo’ the Crimee wars, and never got a
scratch. In the Granadier Guards, Sir, he be. A uncommon sprack[25]
chap, Sir, though I says it, and as bowld as a lion; only while he wur
about our village wi’ t’other young chaps, he must allus be a fighting.
But not a bad-tempered chap, Sir, I assure ’ee. Then, Sir--”
_Squire._ “But, Thomas, I want to know about those that came before
you. What relation was Timothy Gibbons, whom I’ve heard folks talk
about, to you?”
_Thos._ “I suppose as you means my great-grandvather, Sir.”
_Squire._ “Perhaps so, Thomas. Where did he live, and what trade did he
follow?”
_Thos._ “I’ll tell ’ee, Sir, all as I knows; but somehow, vather and
mother didn’t seem to like to talk to we bwoys about ’un.”
_Squire._ “Thank ’ee, Thomas. Mind, if he went wrong it’s all the more
credit to you, who have gone straight; for there isn’t a more honest
man in the next five parishes.”
_Thos._ “I knows your meanings good, and thank ’ee kindly, Sir, tho’
I be no schollard. Well, Timothy Gibbons, my great grandvather, you
see, Sir, foller’d blacksmithing at Lambourn, till he took to highway
robbin’, but I can’t give ’ee no account o’ when or wher.’ Arter
he’d been out, may be dree or vour year, he and two companions cum
to Baydon; and whilst hiding theirselves and baiting their hosses in
a barn, the constables got ropes round the barn-yard and lined ’em
in. Then all dree drawed cuts[26] who was to go out fust and face
the constables. It fell to Tim’s two companions to go fust, but their
hearts failed ’em, and they wouldn’t go. So Tim cried out as ‘he’d
shew ’em what a Englishman could do,’ and mounted his hos and drawed
his cutlash, and cut their lines a-two, and galloped off clean away;
but I understood as t’other two was took. Arter that, may be a year
or two, he cum down to a pastime on White Hos Hill, and won the prize
at backswording; and when he took his money, fearing lest he should
be knowed, he jumped on his hos under the stage, and galloped right
off, and I don’t know as he ever cum again to these parts. Then I’ve
understood as things throve wi’ ’un, as ’um will at times, Sir, wi’
thay sort o’ chaps, and he and his companions built the Inn called ‘the
Magpies,’ on Hounslow Heath; but I dwon’t know as ever he kep’ the
house hisself, except it med ha’ been for a short while. Howsomever, at
last he was took drinking at a public-house, someweres up Hounslow way,
wi’ a companion who played a cross wi’ ’un, and I b’live ’a was hanged
at Newgate. But I never understood as he killed any body, Sir, and a’d
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