The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London ClerkHughes, Thomas
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The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London Clerk
Hughes, Thomas
White Horse, Vale of (England)
used to gie some o’ the money as he took to the poor, if he knowed they
was in want.”
_Squire._ “Thank’ee, Thomas. What a pity he didn’t go soldiering; he
might have made a fine fellow then!”
_Thos._ “Well, Sir, so t’wur, I thinks. Our fam’ly be given to that
sort o’ thing. I wur a good hand at elbow and collar wrastling myself,
afore I got married; but then I gied up all that, and ha’ stuck to work
ever sence.”
_Squire._ “Well, Thomas, you’ve given me the story I wanted to hear, so
it’s fair I should give you a Sunday dinner.”
_Thos._ “Lord love ’ee, Sir, I never meant nothin’ o’ that sort; our
fam’ly”--
We were half-way across the field, when I looked round, and saw old
Thomas still looking after us and holding the Squire’s silver in his
hand, evidently not comfortable in his mind at having failed in telling
us all he had to say about _his fam’ly_, of which he seemed as proud as
any duke can be of his, and I dare say has more reason for his pride
than many of them. At last, however, as we got over the stile, he
pocketed the affront and went on with his work.
I could find out nothing whatever about the next Scouring; but I was
lucky enough to get the printed hand-bill which was published before
the one in 1776, which I made out to be the next but one after that at
which Tim Gibbons played.
When I showed this old hand-bill to the Parson he was very much
tickled. He took up the one which the Committee put out this last time,
and looked at them together for a minute, and then tossed them across
to me.
“What a queer contrast,” said he, “between those two bills.”
“How do you mean, Sir?” said I; “why the games seem to be nearly the
same.”
“So they are,” said he; “but look at the prizes. Our great
grandfathers, you’ll see, gave no money prizes; we scarcely any others.
The gold-laced hat and buckskin breeches have gone, and current coin
of the realm reigns supreme. Then look at the happy-go-lucky way in
which the old bill is put out. No date given, no name signed! who was
responsible for the breeches, or the shoe-buckles? And then, what
grammar! The modern bill, you see, is in the shape of resolutions,
passed at a meeting, the chairman’s name being appended as security
for the prizes.”
“That seems much better and more business-like,” said I.
“Then you see the horserace for a silver cup has disappeared,” he
went on. “Epsom and Ascot have swallowed up the little country races,
just as big manufacturers swallow up little ones, and big shops whole
streets of little shops, and nothing but monsters flourish in this age
of unlimited competition and general enlightenment. Not that I regret
the small country town-races, though.”
“And I see, Sir, that ‘smocks to be run for by ladies,’ is left out in
the modern bill.”
“A move in the right direction there, at any rate,” said he; “the bills
ought to be published side by side.” So I took his advice, and here
they are:--
“WHITE HORSE HILL, BERKS, 1776.[27]
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