You can clearly define the classes as _natural_, _laborious_, and _preternatural_; the use of the _forceps_, _scissars_, _crotchet_, and _blunt hook_; the introduction of the _catheter_, the extraction of the _placenta_, and the separation of the _funis_; in fact, all the _et ceteras_ are so perfectly clear to you in _theory_, that it is almost treason to suppose you can _err_ in the practice. But, Sir, ripe as you are in these advantages, the harvest of universal applause, and the sweets of emolument, are scarcely to be acquired even by time, labour, and the most indefatigable industry. You have in the practice of _midwifery_, all the ills of _Pandora’s box_ to encounter, and after twenty years practice may be left to exclaim most emphatically, “Vain his attempt who strives to please you all.” The only consolation you have, is, that you are destined to cooperate with subjects, whose smiles render some degree of compensation for the incessant fatigue dependant upon the practice. Under these considerations, in the full career of your expectations, it can never prove inapplicable to prepare your mind for some of the rebuffs and disappointments that inevitably ensue. I conclude you are possessed of youth, health, diligence, and constitutional _stamina_; but there are other requisites, equally necessary for the performance of professional duties, to which by election you dedicate the store of knowledge you have so industriously acquired. The indispensible qualifications, for the successful execution of the arduous task you are undertaking, may be comprised in very few words, and those few exceedingly expressive and readily understood; without _sobriety_, _fortitude_, _judgment_, and _patience_, you never can expect to attain the summit of excellence, or obtain admission to those families whose patronage will contribute most to both credit and emolument. But admitting you possessed of all the requisites for mere manual operation, the process of delivery, and consistency of conduct, yet there are a multiplicity of embellishments, that nothing but previous information, private instruction, or experimental practice, can sufficiently recommend to your attention. In the awful minute of your introduction to a scene of excruciating agony and eager expectation, where the hope of a mother, and the anxiety of friends, all center in you, as the messenger of peace, throw off the ostentatious air of self-importance, exerted over those _patient paupers_ upon whom you practised in the days of your initiation, and recollecting yourself the humble solicitant of public opinion and private favour, display your tenderness and civility, as no bad harbinger of your better qualifications. Strengthen such favourable impression by every degree of delicacy and attention to the suffering expectant, who imploring assistance from the interposition of your art, hails you as “the god of her idolatry,” by whom she is to receive an early acquittal from all her sufferings.