The Æsculapian Labyrinth Explored; Or, Medical Mystery Illustrated — John Shaqi
The Æsculapian Labyrinth Explored; Or, Medical Mystery IllustratedTaplin, William
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The Æsculapian Labyrinth Explored; Or, Medical Mystery Illustrated
Taplin, William
Medicine -- Anecdotes; Medicine -- Humor; Pharmacists -- Early works to 1800; Physicians -- Early works to 1800
Exclusive of these qualifications, and the many instructions already
introduced under the two preceding heads (to which you may occasionally
refer) there are a great variety that must be advanced for _your
particular use_, and to those you will, no doubt, pay every proper
attention, if you indulge the least desire to become a popular member
of the faculty. In respect to personal appearance, former distinctions
and peculiarities are in some degree levelled, the world is very much
relaxed in its severities, and the apothecary mixes with the general
herd of mankind, without those distinguishing exteriors that _were_
his professional characteristics. The gilt-headed cane and enormous
tassel are no longer in use; the _full-bottom wig_, that so universally
ornamented the _os frontis_ of the faculty in general, is now almost
laid aside with inferior classes, and engrossed by the _college_. The
apothecary (particularly in the country) is in every respect free from
the illiberal censure of former times, and treading close upon the
heels of the _parson_ and the _lawyer_, enjoys, without restraint, the
_chace_, the _gun_, the _bottle_, and _bona-roba_. These, if you are of
a volatile disposition and amorous constitution, afford (at seasonable
opportunities) a happy and high relished relaxation from the many
severities of medical practice.
Having fixed upon your intended spot for embarkation, let every thought
be employed to display an attracting uniformity in the disposition of
your apparatus, for the _claptrap_ of public approbation; and though
that great investigator of human nature has beautifully portrayed
“_a beggarly account of empty boxes_,” yet they become immediately
necessary to your present purpose; it not being his business to explain
the folly and extravagance of your placing any thing of consequence
there, before you was experimentally convinced you should have occasion
for its use. Let there be a _profusion of appearance_; the _shell_
of a shop is not very expensive, and druggists are so numerous, that
you may be expeditiously supplied whenever circumstances require
it.—The bottles (being transparent) become more immediately in need
of _something_ in each, particularly a few of those articles (as
hartshorn, lavender, &c.) that are in common request. The lower drawers
(within reach) may be labelled with _obsolete titles_, and in each
placed various paper parcels of _bran_ or _saw-dust_, to avoid a chance
of the sarcasm upon the faculty by a countryman, who happened to be
left alone some time in the shop of an apothecary, and whose curiosity
being excited by the great _number of drawers_, was powerfully prompted
to open one labelled “_Thus_,” which finding _empty_, he was induced
to try a second, _still the same_; a third, _the same also_.—Oh! oh!
says he, “I see plain enough how it is, they are all _Thus_.” Your
shop being at length finished in a stile modern and striking, let a
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