The Æsculapian Labyrinth Explored; Or, Medical Mystery Illustrated — John Shaqi
The Æsculapian Labyrinth Explored; Or, Medical Mystery IllustratedTaplin, William
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The Æsculapian Labyrinth Explored; Or, Medical Mystery Illustrated
Taplin, William
Medicine -- Anecdotes; Medicine -- Humor; Pharmacists -- Early works to 1800; Physicians -- Early works to 1800
_Pulv. anisi verum_ will be much more easily reduced from the cakes,
after the seed has been expressed, the oil obtained, and their medical
virtue entirely extracted; it is an article only in use for horses
and cows; whether they are _killed or cured_, is an object not worthy
your consideration. _Liquorice_, _fenugreek_, _diapente_, _turmeric_,
and _elecampane_, are to receive their basis from _horse beans_
ground (at the medical mills) exceedingly fine, and to be impregnated
properly with the different articles from which they derive their
names, so as to retain each their predominant effluvia; and as these
are articles in use for cattle only, you will give proof of your
humanity, by drenching them with _food_ instead of _physic_. The
species _hiera_ will be much more certain in its effects, if prepared
with the _Barbadoes_, instead of the _Succotrine_ aloes; and the true
Dutch biscuit powder, will form no unprofitable union with the powder
of _Salop_. In fact, innumerable instances of professional skill and
œconomy might be introduced, extending instructions to a much greater
length than originally intended; protracting the explanatory parts
beyond the limits of utility, an accusation it has been my principal
care to avoid.
It may perhaps be almost unnecessary to remind you, how absolutely
needful it will be, to reduce to impalpable pulverization and
complicated forms, all inferior and damaged _drugs_ of every
denomination; in _powders_, _tinctures_, _electuaries_, and other
preparations, their defects will not be perceptible, and it will prove
matter of no small gratification to you, that many practitioners are
very _inferior judges_ of the compositions they constantly prescribe;
to these may be added the still greater number, that never condescend
to undergo the task of inspection, forming together a major part of the
very numerous and respectable body I have undertaken to instruct.—If
you are a dispenser of _chemicals_ and _galenicals_ by retail, one
additional observation will prove worthy your attention—never let
your shop, or dispensary, get into disrepute by too much modesty, in
saying you are without the most obsolete or ridiculous article that
can be enquired for; if _oil of swallows_, _oil of bricks_, _lobsters’
blood_, or _milk of lilies_, should be the objects in request, let
the fertility of your invention _instantly_ furnish a substitute for
either; of these, such a great variety are always to be found, the
least enumeration becomes unnecessary.
The series of instructions advanced for the promotion of professional
interest, have been promulgated without a fear of offence, or hope of
reward; amidst the very great number of different practitioners, into
whose hands these admonitions must inevitably fall, happy he who can
exultingly exclaim,
“Let the gall’d jade wince, our withers are unwrung.”
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