“I catch your meaning all right,” said Dr. O’Grady, “but I think
you’ll make a mistake if you push things to extremes in that way.
You’ve got the usual idea into your head that Ireland is a country
in which every one kills any one they don’t like, and no questions
are ever asked. I don’t in the least blame you for thinking so. Any
intelligent man, reading the newspapers, would be forced to that
conclusion; but, as a matter of fact, Ireland isn’t that sort of
country at all. We have our little differences with each other, of
course; all high-spirited people quarrel now and then, but we really
hardly ever drown anybody. We don’t want to; but even if we were ever
so keen we couldn’t without great risk. The country is overrun with
police, and---- I beg your pardon, did you speak?”
Mr. Red had not actually spoken. He had snarled in a curious and
vicious way.
“The police----” said Dr. O’Grady.
Mr. Red snarled again.
“If you object to my mentioning them by name,” said Dr. O’Grady,
“I won’t do it. All I wanted to say was that in Ireland they live
extremely dull lives, and any little excitement--a cattle drive, or
an escaped lunatic--is a positive godsend to them. A murder--perhaps
I ought to say an informal execution, such as you contemplate--would
bring them down to this neighbourhood in thousands. There’d be so many
of them that they simply wouldn’t be able to help tripping over my body
wherever you hid it. Don’t imagine that I’m saying all this with a view
to preventing your cutting my throat. What I’m really thinking about,
what you ought to be thinking about, is the Brotherhood. How will its
plans ever be matured if you get yourself hanged? And they will hang
you, you know.”
“I am prepared to die,” said Mr. Red majestically, “in the cause of the
Anti-Militarist Brotherhood of Anarchists.”
“Of course you are. Anybody who knows anything about military
anarchists knows that. My point is that your life is too valuable
to be thrown away. How would poor Long Beard get on? And the other
fair-haired highwayman? Neither of them knows a word of English.”
“If the accursed minions of an effete tyranny seize me----!”
“Quite so. I see your point. Death before dishonour, and all that kind
of thing. But why let it come to that? I am perfectly willing to stay
here as long as you like at the liberal salary you offer, cash down
every evening. I’m quite as anxious as you are to keep the accursed
minions of the what-do-you-call-it away from Rosivera. I don’t mind
telling you in confidence that I have reasons of my own for avoiding
any contact with the law at present. In my particular case it isn’t
nearly so effete as you appear to think it ought to be. But I needn’t
go into all that. It wouldn’t interest you, and it’s no pleasure to
me to talk about that beast Lorraine Vavasour. What I want to suggest
is a simple and practicable way of avoiding all fuss, and keeping the
accursed minions quiet in their barracks.”
“Speak,” said Mr. Red.
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