“You’d have been sorry for the creature,” he said, “if you’d seen her
sitting there on a lump of a stone with the tears running down the two
cheeks of her the same as if you were after beating her with a stick.”
“I am sorry for her,” said Jimmy. “It’s herself has her own share of
trouble before her when she finds out that the doctor’s off to America
without so much as leaving word for her to go after him.”
It did not seem likely that Miss Blow would easily arrive at a
knowledge of the full extent of her misery. Biddy Halloran, the
rheumatic old lady who had waited long on the roadside for the doctor
in the morning, was still lurking near the house when Miss Blow reached
it. She, like Patsy Devlin, watched the examination of the premises
with deep interest. When Miss Blow sat down on the stone, Biddy
Halloran hobbled up to her.
“Is it the doctor you’re looking for?” she said. “For if it is, it’s
hardly ever you’ll see him again.”
Miss Blow was startled, and demanded an explanation of the words.
Biddy, who was slightly deaf, pretended to be very deaf indeed. Miss
Blow’s clear voice and determination of manner subdued her in the end.
She professed to be the only person in Clonmore who really knew what
had happened to the doctor.
“Holidays, is it?” she said, recollecting what Patsy Devlin had told
her, “no, nor work either. It’s to Dublin he’s gone, and it’s little
pleasure he’ll find there. Och, but he was a fine man and it’s a pity
of him!”
“Tell me at once,” said Miss Blow, “what he went to Dublin to do.”
“There was a lump in the inside of him,” said Biddy, “a gathering like;
and many’s the time he told me of that same. It was the size of a young
pullet’s egg, and you’d feel it lepping when you put your hand on it,
the same as it might be a trout. ‘Biddy, agra,’ he says, speaking to
me, as it might be to yourself or to some other young lady that would
be in it, instead of an old woman like myself, ‘medicine’s no good,’
says he, ‘but the knife is what’s wanted.’ ‘Would you not be afeared,’
I said, ‘to be trusting yourself to them murdering doctors up in
Dublin, and maybe a young lady somewhere that would be crying her eyes
out after you, and you dead?’ ‘I would not be afeared,’ says he--och,
but he was a fine man!--‘only I wouldn’t like the girl that’s to be
married to me to know,’ says he; ‘I’d be obliged to you if you’d keep
it from her,’ says he; ‘and what’s more, I’ll go to-morrow.’”
Miss Blow did not believe a word of it, but old Biddy Halloran reaped
her reward. Jimmy O’Loughlin, when the conversation was reported to
him, sent her a present of a bottle of patent medicine which had been
a long time in the shop and appeared to be unsaleable. It professed to
cure indigestion, and to free the system from uric acid if taken in
teaspoonfuls after meals. Biddy Halloran rubbed it into her knees and
felt her rheumatic pains greatly relieved.
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