“It would be as well,” said the sergeant; “I’d be glad he’d see that
note too. But it’s the young lady has it and not me. Did you happen to
think now of e’er a way that it could be got from her?”
“Would you ask her for it?” said Constable Moriarty.
“I might ask her for it, and I might ask the King if he’d lend me the
loan of his crown to go courting in. I’d be as likely to get the one as
the other by asking. If you can think of no better way of getting it
than that, Constable Moriarty, you may go and ask for it yourself; and
you can come back here and let us have a look at you, when she smacks
your face.”
“We might try a stratagem with her,” said Constable Cole, who had made
a similar suggestion the day before. “I was reading a book one time
about a man that was great on stratagems. There wasn’t a thing would
happen but he’d---- I’m sorry now I haven’t the book by me.”
“Stratagems be damned,” said Sergeant Farrelly. “What stratagem
would you be proposing to try? Maybe you’d like me to send for Jimmy
O’Loughlin and him to tell the young lady that his wife was wanting the
note the way she could use it for lighting the kitchen fire to boil the
kettle for tea. Is that your stratagem? Tell me now.”
“It is not,” said Constable Cole, with dignity, “nor it isn’t like
it. If I was the sergeant here, I’d go to the young lady and I’d tell
her, speaking civil and pleasant, that the District Inspector beyond
in Ballymoy had sent a man over for the note, so as he could set the
police all over the country looking for Dr. O’Grady, and that he
wouldn’t be able to do that same without he got the note, on account of
the way the law does be at the present time.”
“Is that what you call a stratagem?” said the sergeant. “It’s a lie I’d
call it myself, a whole pack of lies, and it’s just what they might
take the stripes off me for saying, if so be I was fool enough to say
it. Is it looking to be sergeant yourself in the place of me you are,
that you’d suggest the like of that?”
“All stratagems is lies,” said Constable Cole soothingly. “The one I’m
suggesting is no worse than another.”
“Go and try her with it yourself, then,” said the sergeant, “and see
what you’ll get out of it.”
Constable Cole, pursued by the sniggering laugh of Moriarty, left the
kitchen and went into the day room. Miss Blow had made herself quite
at home. On the iron-legged table with which the police barrack was
provided lay her hat, her jacket, and her gloves. She was knitting a
silk tie, meant perhaps as a present for her father, perhaps as an
adornment for the corpse of Dr. O’Grady when she found it. Constable
Cole drew himself up stiffly to attention and addressed her--
“I beg your pardon, miss, but Sergeant Farrelly will be obliged to you
if you’ll lend him the loan of the note that Lord Manton gave you. He’s
thinking of sending a man over to Ballymoy to the D. I.”
“What’s a D. I.?” asked Miss Blow.
“He’s an officer, miss, a gentleman by the name of Mr. Goddard.”
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