“She’s mighty particular about her tea,” said Jimmy. “She has the life
fair plagued out of Bridgy; not but what Bridgy deserves it. And what
would you be wishing for yourself, Mr. Goddard?”
Mr. Goddard wished that he had accepted Lord Manton’s invitation. Since
it appeared that Miss Blow was safely in her room, perhaps actually in
bed, he might just as well have dined in comfort at Clonmore Castle.
But he did not make this reply to Jimmy O’Loughlin. He said that what
he was wishing for himself was a chop and a bottle of porter. He might
have said whisky instead of porter, but he knew that there was no hope
of getting anything else in the way of food except the chop. Jimmy
O’Loughlin accepted the order and ushered his guest into the commercial
room, which happened to be empty.
In due time Bridgy entered with the chop. It was served on a plate
with a round tin cover over it; a cover which meant well, but failed
to keep the chop warm. Mr. Goddard contemplated the frozen grease
which clung round the edges of the plate, and then, lest it too should
freeze, plunged his knife and fork into the chop. Bridgy uncorked his
bottle of porter, and set it on the table beside a dish of potatoes.
Yellow froth oozed rapidly from the mouth of the bottle and ran down
on to the tablecloth. It added one more brown stain to those which
the last four commercial travellers, eating in haste, had made with
Worcester sauce, mustard, or gravy. Mr. Goddard, who had a fastidious
dislike of dirty table linen, seized the bottle, and then discovered
that he had no tumbler. He set the bottle in the fender, and rang the
bell furiously. Bridgy half opened the door, and put her head into the
room. The rest of her body remained outside. This was her ordinary way
of presenting herself to people who rang bells. She looked as if she
expected to have plates thrown at her, and meant to be ready for a
swift retreat.
“A tumbler,” said Mr. Goddard.
Bridgy smiled pleasantly. “It’s hardly ever,” she said, “I lay the
table but I do be forgetting something. It might be the salt, or--have
you the salt? Glory be to God! you have, and the spoon along with it.”
There was a pool of considerable size in the fender round the porter
bottle, and the froth was still oozing out persistently.
“A tumbler,” said Mr. Goddard again.
His tone startled Bridgy. She disappeared, closing the door behind her.
In a few minutes she was back again without the tumbler.
“Where is it?” said Mr. Goddard.
“The mistress is giving it a bit of a rinse the way it’ll be clean for
you; and I came back to tell you that Mr. Moriarty from the barrack
below is at the door, and he says he wants to see you. I’m thinking
it’s a telegram he has in his hand.”
Mr. Goddard rose. “Get a cloth,” he said, “if there is a cloth in the
house----”
“Sure there is,” murmured Bridgy, “there’s dozens.”
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