The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow — John Shaqi
The Second Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
I am a lover of all living things. You, my poor sister, struggling with
your heavy burden on your lonely way, I would kiss the tears from your
worn cheeks, lighten with my love the darkness around your feet. You, my
patient brother, breathing hard as round and round you tramp the trodden
path, like some poor half-blind gin-horse, stripes your only
encouragement, scanty store of dry chaff in your manger! I would jog
beside you, taking the strain a little from your aching shoulders; and we
would walk nodding, our heads side by side, and you, remembering, should
tell me of the fields where long ago you played, of the gallant races
that you ran and won. And you, little pinched brats, with wondering
eyes, looking from dirt-encrusted faces, I would take you in my arms and
tell you fairy stories. Into the sweet land of make-believe we would
wander, leaving the sad old world behind us for a time, and you should be
Princes and Princesses, and know Love.
But again, a selfish, greedy man comes often, and sits in my clothes. A
man who frets away his life, planning how to get more money—more food,
more clothes, more pleasures for himself; a man so busy thinking of the
many things he needs he has no time to dwell upon the needs of others.
He deems himself the centre of the universe. You would imagine, hearing
him grumbling, that the world had been created and got ready against the
time when he should come to take his pleasure in it. He would push and
trample, heedless, reaching towards these many desires of his; and when,
grabbing, he misses, he curses Heaven for its injustice, and men and
women for getting in his path. He is not a nice man, in any way. I
wish, as I say, he would not come so often and sit in my clothes. He
persists that he is I, and that I am only a sentimental fool, spoiling
his chances. Sometimes, for a while, I get rid of him, but he always
comes back; and then he gets rid of me and I become him. It is very
confusing. Sometimes I wonder if I really am myself.
ON THE DISADVANTAGE OF NOT GETTING WHAT ONE WANTS
LONG, long ago, when you and I, dear Reader, were young, when the fairies
dwelt in the hearts of the roses, when the moonbeams bent each night
beneath the weight of angels’ feet, there lived a good, wise man. Or
rather, I should say, there had lived, for at the time of which I speak
the poor old gentleman lay dying. Waiting each moment the dread summons,
he fell a-musing on the life that stretched far back behind him. How
full it seemed to him at that moment of follies and mistakes, bringing
bitter tears not to himself alone but to others also. How much brighter
a road might it have been, had he been wiser, had he known!
“Ah, me!” said the good old gentleman, “if only I could live my life
again in the light of experience.”
Now as he spoke these words he felt the drawing near to him of a
Presence, and thinking it was the One whom he expected, raising himself a
little from his bed, he feebly cried,
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