The Second Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
I am doubtful whether even Cinderella’s luck was quite as satisfying as
we are led to believe. After the carpetless kitchen and the black
beetles, how beautiful the palace must have seemed—for the first year,
perhaps for the first two. And the Prince! how loving, how gallant, how
tender—for the first year, perhaps for the first two. And after? You
see he was a Prince, brought up in a Court, the atmosphere of which is
not conducive to the development of the domestic virtues; and she—was
Cinderella. And then the marriage altogether was rather a hurried
affair. Oh yes, she is a good, loving little woman; but perhaps our
Royal Highness-ship did act too much on the impulse of the moment. It
was her dear, dainty feet that danced their way into our heart. How they
flashed and twinkled, eased in those fairy slippers. How like a lily
among tulips she moved that night amid the over-gorgeous Court dames.
She was so sweet, so fresh, so different to all the others whom we knew
so well. How happy she looked as she put her trembling little hand in
ours. What possibilities might lie behind those drooping lashes. And we
were in amorous mood that night, the music in our feet, the flash and
glitter in our eyes. And then, to pique us further, she disappeared as
suddenly and strangely as she had come. Who was she? Whence came she?
What was the mystery surrounding her? Was she only a delicious dream, a
haunting phantasy that we should never look upon again, never clasp again
within our longing arms? Was our heart to be for ever hungry, haunted by
the memory of—No, by heavens, she is real, and a woman. Here is her dear
slipper, made surely to be kissed. Of a size too that a man may well
wear within the breast of his doublet. Had any woman—nay, fairy, angel,
such dear feet! Search the whole kingdom through, but find her, find
her. The gods have heard our prayers, and given us this clue. “Suppose
she be not all she seemed. Suppose she be not of birth fit to mate with
our noble house!” Out upon thee, for an earth-bound, blind curmudgeon of
a Lord High Chancellor. How could a woman, whom such slipper fitted, be
but of the noblest and the best, as far above us, mere Princelet that we
are, as the stars in heaven are brighter than thy dull old eyes! Go,
search the kingdom, we tell thee, from east to west, from north to south,
and see to it that thou findest her, or it shall go hard with thee. By
Venus, be she a swineherd’s daughter, she shall be our Queen—an she deign
to accept of us, and of our kingdom.
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