The Second Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
And little Cinderella, while the Prince sleeps, lies sobbing out her poor
sad heart into the beautiful royal pillow, embroidered with the royal
arms and edged with the royal monogram in lace. “Why did he ever marry
me? I should have been happier in the old kitchen. The black beetles
did frighten me a little, but there was always the dear old cat; and
sometimes, when mother and the girls were out, papa would call softly
down the kitchen stairs for me to come up, and we would have such a merry
evening together, and sup off sausages: dear old dad, I hardly ever see
him now. And then, when my work was done, how pleasant it was to sit in
front of the fire, and dream of the wonderful things that would come to
me some day. I was always going to be a Princess, even in my dreams, and
live in a palace, but it was so different to this. Oh, how I hate it,
this beastly palace where everybody sneers at me—I know they do, though
they bow and scrape, and pretend to be so polite. And I’m not clever and
smart as they are. I hate them. I hate these bold-faced women who are
always here. That is the worst of a palace, everybody can come in. Oh,
I hate everybody and everything. Oh, god-mamma, god-mamma, come and take
me away. Take me back to my old kitchen. Give me back my old poor
frock. Let me dance again with the fire-tongs for a partner, and be
happy, dreaming.”
Poor little Cinderella, perhaps it would have been better had god-mamma
been less ambitious for you, dear; had you married some good, honest
yeoman, who would never have known that you were not brilliant, who would
have loved you because you were just amiable and pretty; had your kingdom
been only a farmhouse, where your knowledge of domestic economy, gained
so hardly, would have been useful; where you would have shone instead of
being overshadowed; where Papa would have dropped in of an evening to
smoke his pipe and escape from his domestic wrangles; where you would
have been _real_ Queen.
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