The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow — John Shaqi
The Second Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
Outside she recollects three insuperable objections to the red, and four
unanswerable arguments why she should have selected the grey. She
wonders would they change it, if she went back and asked to see the
shop-walker? Her friend, who wants her lunch, thinks not.
“That is what I hate about shopping,” she says. “One never has time to
really _think_.”
She says she shan’t go to that shop again.
We laugh at her, but are we so very much better? Come, my superior male
friend, have you never stood, amid your wardrobe, undecided whether, in
her eyes, you would appear more imposing, clad in the rough tweed suit
that so admirably displays your broad shoulders; or in the orthodox black
frock, that, after all, is perhaps more suitable to the figure of a man
approaching—let us say, the nine-and-twenties? Or, better still, why not
riding costume? Did we not hear her say how well Jones looked in his
top-boots and breeches, and, “hang it all,” we have a better leg than
Jones. What a pity riding-breeches are made so baggy nowadays. Why is
it that male fashions tend more and more to hide the male leg? As women
have become less and less ashamed of theirs, we have become more and more
reticent of ours. Why are the silken hose, the tight-fitting pantaloons,
the neat kneebreeches of our forefathers impossible to-day? Are we grown
more modest—or has there come about a falling off, rendering concealment
advisable?
I can never understand, myself, why women love us. It must be our honest
worth, our sterling merit, that attracts them—certainly not our
appearance, in a pair of tweed “dittos,” black angora coat and vest,
stand-up collar, and chimney-pot hat! No, it must be our sheer force of
character that compels their admiration.
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