The Second Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
Or may we, fairy Oberon, regard your lotion as an eye-opener, rather than
as an eye-closer? You remember the story the storks told the children,
of the little girl who was a toad by day, only her sweet dark eyes being
left to her. But at night, when the Prince clasped her close to his
breast, lo! again she became the king’s daughter, fairest and fondest of
women. There be many royal ladies in Marshland, with bad complexion and
thin straight hair, and the silly princes sneer and ride away to woo some
kitchen wench decked out in queen’s apparel. Lucky the prince upon whose
eyelids Oberon has dropped the magic philtre.
In the gallery of a minor Continental town I have forgotten, hangs a
picture that lives with me. The painting I cannot recall, whether good
or bad; artists must forgive me for remembering only the subject. It
shows a man, crucified by the roadside. No martyr he. If ever a man
deserved hanging it was this one. So much the artist has made clear.
The face, even under its mask of agony, is an evil, treacherous face. A
peasant girl clings to the cross; she stands tip-toe upon a patient
donkey, straining her face upward for the half-dead man to stoop and kiss
her lips.
Thief, coward, blackguard, they are stamped upon his face, but _under_
the face, under the evil outside? Is there no remnant of manhood—nothing
tender, nothing, true? A woman has crept to the cross to kiss him: no
evidence in his favour, my Lord? Love is blind-aye, to our faults.
Heaven help us all; Love’s eyes would be sore indeed if it were not so.
But for the good that is in us her eyes are keen. You, crucified
blackguard, stand forth. A hundred witnesses have given their evidence
against you. Are there none to give evidence for him? A woman, great
Judge, who loved him. Let her speak.
But I am wandering far from Hyde Park and its show of girls.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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