The Second Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
Oh, you foolish wise folk, who would remodel human nature! Cannot you
see how great is the work given unto childish hands? Think you that in
well-ordered housekeeping and high-class conversation lies the whole
making of a man? Foolish Dora, fashioned by clever old magician Nature,
who knows that weakness and helplessness are as a talisman calling forth
strength and tenderness in man, trouble yourself not unduly about those
oysters nor the underdone mutton, little woman. Good plain cooks at
twenty pounds a year will see to these things for us; and, now and then,
when a windfall comes our way, we will dine together at a moderate-priced
restaurant where these things are managed even better. Your work, Dear,
is to teach us gentleness and kindliness. Lay your curls here, child.
It is from such as you that we learn wisdom. Foolish wise folk sneer at
you; foolish wise folk would pull up the useless lilies, the needless
roses, from the garden, would plant in their places only serviceable
wholesome cabbage. But the Gardener knowing better, plants the silly
short-lived flowers; foolish wise folk, asking for what purpose.
As for Agnes, Mr. Dickens, do you know what she always makes me think of?
You will not mind my saying?—the woman one reads about. Frankly, I don’t
believe in her. I do not refer to Agnes in particular, but the woman of
whom she is a type, the faultless woman we read of. Women have many
faults, but, thank God, they have one redeeming virtue—they are none of
them faultless.
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