The Secret Dispatch; or, The Adventures of Captain Balgonie — John Shaqi
The Secret Dispatch; or, The Adventures of Captain BalgonieGrant, James
History
The Secret Dispatch; or, The Adventures of Captain Balgonie
Grant, James
Russia -- History -- 1801-1917 -- Fiction
Marry? What would the proud old Russian boyar say, or do, or think,
when he heard that the penniless Scot--the mere adventurer--the
soldier of fortune, was the accepted lover of his daughter, and that
he had dared to lift his eyes to her otherwise than in the way of
solemn and awful respect?
If his High Excellency could have but peeped into the aforesaid
alcove on some of the occasions referred to! The mere fact of being
a Scot would not have conveyed much to the mind of the Count. If to
any unlettered Englishman of the present day, the names of Moldavia,
Croatia, Bulgaria, Servia, Pomerania, Grodno, Mingrelia, and so
forth, give but a vague idea of their whereabouts or history, it was
perhaps worse in the Count's instance; for so far as he, worthy man,
was concerned, or for all he knew to the contrary, the Land of Cakes
might have been in the flying island of Laputa.
"He would be furious, no doubt," thought Balgonie; "but he might
soothe his troubled mind by flogging a few serfs, shooting a few
brown bears, and draining sundry horns of quass."
Charlie had been present at more than one Russian marriage and
betrothal, and the coolness of the ceremony had excited his
astonishment and repugnance; for, in that country, those
life-enduring arrangements are concluded by a mere match-maker, who
makes the proposal, not to the girl, but to her father. He
remembered particularly the case of Lieutenant Tschekin's espousal
with the daughter of General Weymarn, who, having stated her dower to
the go-between,--a thousand peasants or so,--the gallant subaltern
was satisfied, and thus, as usual, the whole affair was settled
without the taste or inclination of the young lady being consulted or
considered. In Russia, the papa consents, and, according to some old
custom, mamma pretends to object and weep.
"My daughter," said the General, "I have given you away in presence
of my aide-de-camp."
"To one I know, father?" she asked.
"No."
"To whom, then?" she continued, perfectly undisturbed.
"One you shall soon know--here he comes; and this is thy bridegroom,
daughter: art satisfied?"
The young lady, of course, declared she was satisfied. She and the
Lieutenant placed their hands behind them, stretched out their necks,
pouting their lips for a very frigid kiss, and the matter was soon
concluded by a priest.
When Balgonie thought of the delicacy and gentleness of Natalie, and
remembered the marriage of the Lieutenant Tschekin, he shrunk alike
from the idea of seeing her subjected to the mummery of a Greek
espousal and the vulgar horrors of a wedding feast and drinking bout
_à la Russe_.
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