Mars (Planet) -- Fiction; Mystery fiction; Science fiction
"There's no need to be redundant!" said the Martian.
"To what?" she cried, standing back from the cage to glare at him the
better, with arms akimbo. The Martian took this golden opportunity to
let the cage drop suddenly back out of our ken. The shimmering blur of
metallic luster was once more at our feet.
"Oh!" she cried, stepping forward and staring down. "Ted! Teddy!"
"Jery, Jery, Jery," Snow murmured tearfully, turning about and
burrowing her nose into my chest, while I held her helplessly. "He
looked s-so hungry!"
I decided to let her sob. Neither I nor the Martian, no matter what our
brain power, could drive this fixed notion out of her pretty little
head.
"Now that you have seen them," said the Martian, "perhaps we can get to
the business at hand?"
I seemed to be out of dilatory alibis.
"Okay," I said. "What do you want from me?"
"We want you to destroy Philip Baxter," said the Martian.
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"Destroy Baxter?" I echoed stupidly. "I was dragged all the way from
Earth to do that?"
"Since we are here, and you were there," said the Martian,
condescendingly, "what other choice did we have?"
"You could have sent a letter," I muttered.
"Hardly," the Martian said, unperturbed. "Since physical contact
between our two dimensions is impossible."
"It is?" I said, surprised.
"Of course!" the Martian snapped. "If it were not, we'd have destroyed
Baxter ourselves."
"Why didn't you use the sugarfeet?" I asked, bewildered. "Clatclit
seems to have shown no ineptness in disintegrating other Earthmen."
"For the simple reason," said the Martian, with cold anger, "that on
your wretchedly humid planet, a sugarfoot would be corroded to death
before it could locate him. If, of course, it had already overcome the
other obvious difficulties such as getting there, since Earth does not
permit immigration of alien species."
Like a hot spark flaring where only ice had been before, a tiny
light of hope began to burn in my heart. The Martians, for all their
four-dimensional superiority, didn't know that Baxter was on Mars!
Hell, why should they? I knew Baxter personally, and I didn't know he
was on Mars until he was good and ready to let me know it.
"Jery--" said Snow, about to spill the beans.
"Ixnay, lover!" I growled. "Unless you want these guys tossing in the
hand, and switching to Plan C! Remember?"
I hoped she'd recall what had happened to those would-be rebels once
the Ancients no longer had a use for them. I could tell, a second
later, by her involuntary gasp, that she did.
"What was the import of that exchange?" the Martian asked, fairly
smoldering with suspicion. "Your idioms were elusive."
"My woman was about to beg me not to do your will," I lied carefully.
"I merely pointed out to her that if I refused, you would simply
obliterate us and utilize some other scheme."
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