Detective and mystery stories; New England -- Fiction
A stout projection rested on one of the rear wheels. Here stood the
proprietor of the vehicle, while behind him in a window were displayed
his wares. It was evident that Simon P. Groot followed the romantic
career of an itinerant hawker, dealing in that wide range of commodities
roughly comprised in the quaint term, “Yankee notions.” Before the
merchandizing voice came to the new arrival’s ears as anything more than
a confused jumble, Kent was struck with the expansive splendor of the
man’s gestures, the dignity of his robust figure, and the beauty of a
broad whitening beard that spread sidewise like the ripples from a
boat’s stem. Two blemishes unhappily marred the majesty of Simon P.
Groot’s presence; a pair of pin-head eyes, mutually attracted to each
other, and a mean and stringent little voice. Freed of these drawbacks,
his oratory might well, one could not but feel, have rolled in any of
our legislative chambers more superbly and just as ineffectually as much
of the other oratory therein practised. That the Annalakans were truly
spellbound by it was obvious. Indeed, Kent was at a loss to understand
the depth of their absorption until he had come within the scope of the
high-piping words.
“There, gentlemen and ladies,” Simon P. Groot was saying, “there in that
place of vast silences and infolding shadows I met and addressed one who
was soon to be no more. ‘Madam,’ I said, ‘you are worn. You are wan. You
are weary. Trust the chivalry of one who might be your father. Rest and
be comforted as with balm.’ Standing by the roadside, she drooped like a
flower. ‘There is no rest for me,’ said she in mournful tones. ‘I must
away upon my mission.’ ‘Stay!’ I bade her. ‘Ere you go, but touch your
lips to this revivifying flagon. De Lorimer’s Life Giving Tonic, free
from intoxicants, poisons, and deception, a boon to the blood, a balm to
the nerves, a prop to the flagging spirit.’ She looked, she tasted, she
drank. New color sprang to her cheeks. Her form pulsated with joyous
vigor. ‘Aged sir,’ said she, ‘I know not your name; but if the blessings
of a harried spirit are of avail, your sleep will be sweet this night.’
Of this wonderful balm, ladies and gentlemen of Annalaka, I have still a
few bottles left at the low price of half a dollar each. Sickness flies
before it. Amalgamating at once with the blood, it clears the precious
life fluid of all impurities, and rehabilitates man, woman, and child,
body, soul and mind.”
The shrill voice rose and fell, the wide beard quivered with the passion
of salesmanship, the gaudy bottles on the shelf were replaced by
half-dollars, until the market flagged. Whereupon again the orator took
up his tale.
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