The Secret of the League: The Story of a Social WarBramah, Ernest
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The Secret of the League: The Story of a Social War
Bramah, Ernest
Dystopias -- Fiction; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
So exact was its course, however, that it was easy to trace its passage
across Europe. It reached Boulogne about four o'clock in the afternoon,
and was cheered vociferously under the pathetic impression that
everything was going well. Amiens saw it a little to the east in the
fading light of evening, and a few early citizens of Dijon marked it
soon after dawn. Its passage over the Alps was accurately timed and
noted at several points, and the Italian frontier had a glimpse of it,
very high up, it was recorded, at nightfall. A gentleman of Ajaccio,
travelling in the interior of the island, thought that he had seen it
some time during the next day; and several Tripoli Greeks swore that it
had passed a few yards above their heads a week later; but the testimony
of the Corsican was deemed the more reliable of the two. A relief
expedition was subsequently sent out and traversed a great part of
Africa, but although the natives in the district around the Albert
Nyanza repeatedly prostrated themselves and smacked their thighs
vigorously--the tribal signs of fear and recognition--when shown a small
working model of the _Moloch_, no further trace was ever obtained of it.
The accident had a curious sequel in the House of Commons, which
significantly illustrates how unexpected may be the ultimate
developments of a chain of circumstance. It so happened that in addition
to its complement of hands, the _Moloch_ carried an assistant
under-secretary to the Board of Agriculture. This gentleman, who had
made entomology a lifelong study, was invaluable to his office, and the
lamentable consequence of his absence was that when the President of the
Board rose the following night to answer a question respecting the
importation of lady-birds to arrest an aphis plague then devastating the
orchards of the country, he ingenuously displayed so striking an
unfamiliarity with the subject that his resignation was demanded, the
Government discredited, and a dissolution forced. In particular, the
hon. gentleman convulsed the House by referring throughout to lady-birds
as "the female members of the various feathered tribes," and warmly
defending their importation as the only satisfactory expedient in the
circumstances.
Wynchley's suggestion remained on file for the next few years, and would
doubtless have crumbled to dust unfruitfully had it not been for a
trivial incident. A junior staff clerk, finding himself to be without
matches one morning, and hesitating to mutilate the copy of--let us say,
the official Pink Paper which he was reading at the moment,
absent-mindedly tore a sheet haphazard from a bundle close at hand. As
he lit his cigarette, the name of Wynchley Slocombe caught his eye and
stirred a half-forgotten memory, for the unfortunate Wynchley had been a
stock jest in the past.
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