Fantasy fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Mythology, Celtic -- Fiction
Still he did not give way to his anger, for he had not drunken
these many hours; having a hope of heath beer or wine at his day's end,
he had left the brooks untasted, to make his supper the more delightful.
Now he put the jug to his lips, but he flung it from him straightway,
for the water was bitter and ill-smelling. Then he gave the jug a kick,
so that it broke against the opposite wall, and he took down the blanket
to wrap it about him for the night. But no sooner did he touch it than
it was alive with skipping fleas. At this, beside himself with anger, he
rushed to the door of the guest-house, but the lay brother, being well
accustomed to such outcries, had locked it on the outside; so he emptied
the tub and began to beat the door with it, till the lay brother came
to the door and asked what ailed him, and why he woke him out of sleep.
'What ails me!' shouted Cumhal, 'are not the sods as wet as the sands
of the Three Rosses? and are not the fleas in the blanket as many as
the waves of the sea and as lively? and is not the bread as hard as the
heart of a lay brother who has forgotten God? and is not the water
in the jug as bitter and as ill-smelling as his soul? and is not the
foot-water the colour that shall be upon him when he has been charred in
the Undying Fires?' The lay brother saw that the lock was fast, and
went back to his niche, for he was too sleepy to talk with comfort.
And Cumhal went on beating at the door, and presently he heard the
lay brother's foot once more, and cried out at him, 'O cowardly and
tyrannous race of friars, persecutors of the bard and the gleeman,
haters of life and joy! O race that does not draw the sword and tell the
truth! O race that melts the bones of the people with cowardice and with
deceit!'
'Gleeman,' said the lay brother, 'I also make rhymes; I make many while
I sit in my niche by the door, and I sorrow to hear the bards railing
upon the friars. Brother, I would sleep, and therefore I make known to
you that it is the head of the monastery, our gracious abbot, who orders
all things concerning the lodging of travellers.'
'You may sleep,' said Cumhal, 'I will sing a bard's curse on the abbot.
'And he set the tub upside down under the window, and stood upon it, and
began to sing in a very loud voice. The singing awoke the abbot, so that
he sat up in bed and blew a silver whistle until the lay brother came
to him. 'I cannot get a wink of sleep with that noise,' said the abbot.
'What is happening?'
'It is a gleeman,' said the lay brother, 'who complains of the sods,
of the bread, of the water in the jug, of the foot-water, and of the
blanket. And now he is singing a bard's curse upon you, O brother abbot,
and upon your father and your mother, and your grandfather and your
grandmother, and upon all your relations.'
'Is he cursing in rhyme?'
'He is cursing in rhyme, and with two assonances in every line of his
curse.'
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