The Serapion Brethren, Vol. I.Hoffmann, E. T. A. (Ernst Theodor Amadeus)
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The Serapion Brethren, Vol. I.
Hoffmann, E. T. A. (Ernst Theodor Amadeus)
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"'Of course he might have seen, then, that it would have been much
better to eat his puddings with no fat in them at all, and let Dame
Mouseyrinks and her folk stay on under the hearthstone. But Pirlipat's
royal father thought not of that. What he did was to lay all the blame
on the court Clockmaker and Arcanist, Christian Elias Drosselmeier, of
Nürnberg. Wherefore he promulgated a sapient edict to the effect
that said Drosselmeier should, within the space of four weeks,
restore Princess Pirlipat to her pristine condition,--or, at least,
indicate an unmistakable and reliable process whereby that might be
accomplished,--or else suffer a shameful death by the axe of the common
headsman.
"'Drosselmeier was not a little alarmed; but he soon began to place
confidence in his art, and in his luck; so he proceeded to execute the
first operation which seemed to him to be expedient. He took Princess
Pirlipat very carefully to pieces, screwed off her hands and her feet,
and examined her interior structure. Unfortunately, he found that the
bigger she got the more deformed she would be, so that he didn't see
what was to be done at all. He put her carefully together again,
and sank down beside her cradle--which he wasn't allowed to go away
from--in the deepest dejection.
"'The fourth week had come, and Wednesday of the fourth week, when the
king came in, with eyes gleaming with anger, made threatening gestures
with his sceptre, and cried:
"'"Christian Elias Drosselmeier, restore the princess, or prepare for
death!"
"'Drosselmeier began to weep bitterly. The little princess kept on
cracking nuts, an occupation which seemed to afford her much quiet
satisfaction. For the first time the Arcanist was struck by Pirlipat's
remarkable appetite for nuts, and the circumstance that she had been
born with teeth. And the fact had been that immediately after her
transformation she had begun to cry, and she had gone on crying till by
chance she got hold of a nut. She at once cracked it, and ate the
kernel, after which she was quite quiet. From that time her nurses
found that nothing would do but to go on giving her nuts.
"'"Oh, holy instinct of nature--eternal, mysterious, inscrutable
Interdependence of Things!'" cried Drosselmeier, "thou pointest out to
me the door of the secret. I will knock, and it shall be opened unto
me."
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