The Serapion Brethren, Vol. I.Hoffmann, E. T. A. (Ernst Theodor Amadeus)
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The Serapion Brethren, Vol. I.
Hoffmann, E. T. A. (Ernst Theodor Amadeus)
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"'He at once begged for an interview with the Court Astronomer, and was
conducted to him closely guarded. They embraced, with many tears, for
they were great friends, and then retired into a private closet, where
they referred to many books treating of sympathies, antipathies, and
other mysterious subjects. Night came on. The Court Astronomer
consulted the stars, and, with the assistance of Drosselmeier (himself
an adept in astrology), drew the princess's horoscope. This was an
exceedingly difficult operation, for the lines kept getting more and
more entangled and confused for ever so long. But at last--oh what
joy!--it lay plain before them that all the princess had to do to be
delivered from the enchantment which made her so hideous, and get back
her former beauty, was to eat the sweet kernel of the nut Crackatook.
"'Now this nut Crackatook had a shell so hard that you might have fired
a forty-eight pounder at it without producing the slightest effect on
it. Moreover, it was essential that this nut should be cracked, in the
princess's presence, by the teeth of a man whose beard had never known
a razor, and who had never had on boots. This man had to hand the
kernel to her with his eyes closed, and he might not open them till he
had made seven steps backwards without a stumble.
"'Drosselmeier and the astronomer had been at work on this problem
uninterruptedly for three days and three nights; and on the Saturday
the king was sitting at dinner, when Drosselmeier--who was to have been
beheaded on the Sunday morning--burst joyfully in to announce that he
had found out what had to be done to restore Princess Pirlipat to her
pristine beauty. The king embraced him in a burst of rapture, and
promised him a diamond sword, four decorations, and two Sunday suits.
"'"Set to work immediately after dinner," the monarch cried: adding,
kindly, "Take care, dear Arcanist, that the young unshaven gentleman in
shoes, with the nut Crackatook all ready in his hand, is on the spot;
and be sure that he touches no liquor beforehand, so that he mayn't
trip up when he makes his seven backward steps like a crab. He can get
as drunk as a lord afterwards, if he likes."
"'Drosselmeier was dismayed at this utterance of the king's, and
stammered out, not without trembling and hesitation, that, though the
remedy was discovered, both the nut Crackatook and the young gentleman
who was to crack it had still to be searched for, and that it was
matter of doubt whether they ever would be got hold of at all. The
king, greatly incensed, whirled his sceptre round his crowned head, and
shouted, in the voice of a lion:
"'"Very well, then you must be beheaded!"
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