The Serapion Brethren, Vol. I.Hoffmann, E. T. A. (Ernst Theodor Amadeus)
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The Serapion Brethren, Vol. I.
Hoffmann, E. T. A. (Ernst Theodor Amadeus)
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"There came an evening when Krespel was in particularly good humour.
He had taken an old Cremona violin to pieces, and found that the
sound-post of it was about half a line more perpendicular than usual.
Important circumstance!--of priceless practical value! I was fortunate
enough to start him off on the true style of violin playing. The style
of the great old masters--copied by them from that of the really grand
singers--of which he spoke, led to the observation that now the direct
converse held good, and that singers copied the scale, and skipping
'passages' of the instrumentalists. 'What,' said I, hastening to the
piano and sitting down at it, 'can be more preposterous than those
disgusting mannerisms, more like the noise of peas rattling on the
floor of a barn than music?' I went on to sing a number of those modern
cadenza-passages, which go yooping up and down the scale, more like a
child's humming-top than anything else, and I struck a feeble chord or
two by way of accompaniment. Krespel laughed immoderately, and cried
'Ha! ha! ha! I could fancy I was listening to some of our German
Italians, or our Italian Germans, pumping out some aria of Pucitt or
Portugallo, or some other such _maestro di capella_, or rather _schiavo
d' un prime uomo_.'
"'Now,' thought I, 'is my chance at last.--I am sure Antonia,' I said,
turning to her, 'knows nothing of all that quavering stuff,' and I
commenced to roll out a glorious soulful aria of old Leonardo Leo's.
Antonia's cheeks glowed; a heavenly radiance beamed from her beautiful
eyes; she sprang to the piano; she opened her lips--but Krespel
instantly made a rush at her; shoved her out of the room, and, seizing
me by the shoulders, shrieked--'Little son, little son, little son.' He
continued, in a soft and gentle singing voice, while he took me by the
hand, bending his head with much courtesy, 'No doubt, my dear young
Master Student, it would be a breach of all courtesy and politeness if
I were to proceed to express, in plain and unmistakable words, and with
all the energy at my command, my desire that the damnable, hellish
devil might clutch hold of that throat of yours, here on the spot, with
his red-hot talons; leaving that on one side for the moment, however,
you will admit, my very dear young friend, that it's getting pretty
late in the evening, and will soon be dark; and as there are no lamps
lighted, even if I were not to pitch you down stairs, you might run a
certain risk of damaging your precious members. Go away home, like a
nice young gentleman, and don't forget your good friend Krespel, if you
should never--_never_, you understand--find him at home again when you
happen to call.' With which he took me in his arms, and slowly worked
his way with me to the door in such fashion that I could not manage to
set eyes on Antonia again for a moment.
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