The Serapion Brethren, Vol. IIHoffmann, E. T. A. (Ernst Theodor Amadeus)
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The Serapion Brethren, Vol. II
Hoffmann, E. T. A. (Ernst Theodor Amadeus)
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Signor Pasquale had brought this trouble upon his own pate. We are
aware that Salvator and Antonio had favoured Marianna with the most
beautiful night-music imaginable, but I have forgotten to add that they
went on repeating it on succeeding nights, tremendously infuriating
Signor Pasquale; his anger was held in check by the neighbours, and he
was silly enough to apply to the authorities to prevent the two
painters from singing in Strada Ripetta. The authorities considered it
an unheard of thing in Rome to forbid anybody singing whenever he
chose, and said it was absurd to demand it. On this Signor Pasquale
determined to put an end to the thing himself, and promised Michele a
good sum of money if he would fall upon the singers and give them a
good cudgelling on the first opportunity. Michele at once provided
himself with a big stick, and kept watch every night behind the door.
However, it happened that Salvator and Antonio thought it advisable to
discontinue the night-music in Strada Ripetta on the nights immediately
preceding the execution of their plot, so that nothing might suggest
ideas of his enemies to the old man. And Marianna innocently remarked
that, much as she hated Salvator and Antonio, she would have been very
glad to hear their singing, for their music, soaring on the breeze in
the night, surpassed everything.
Pasquale took mental note of this, and, as an exquisite piece of
gallantry, determined to delight and surprise his beloved with a
serenata, composed by himself, and carefully rehearsed with his
companions. So the very night before the projected visit to the theatre
he slipped secretly out and fetched his two associates, who were
prepared beforehand. But no sooner had they struck the first chords on
their guitars than Michele (whom his master had unfortunately forgotten
to warn of what was going to happen), in high glee at the near prospect
of earning the promised reward, burst out at the door, and set to work
unmercifully becudgelling the musicians. What happened afterwards we
know. Of course it was out of the question that either Splendiano or
Pitichinaccio could go with Pasquale to the theatre, as they were lying
in their beds covered all over with sticking-plaster. But Signor
Pasquale could not refrain from going himself, although his shoulders
and back smarted not a little from the licking he had had; every note
of his aria was a rope dragging him there irresistibly.
"Now that the obstacle which we thought insurmountable has cleared
itself out of the way of its own accord," said Salvator to Antonio,
"everything depends upon your adroitness in not letting slip, when it
comes, the proper moment for carrying your Marianna off from Nicolo's
theatre. But you will not fail; and I greet you already as the
bridegroom of Capuzzi's beautiful niece, who will be your wife in a few
days. I wish you every happiness, Antonio, although it goes to my very
marrow when I think of your marriage."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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