Clergy -- Fiction; Families -- Fiction; Glasgow (Scotland) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Elizabeth met her father's eyes and smiled. "Funny Buff! Isn't it odd
his passion for cats? Oh, Father, you haven't asked about the party."
Mr. Seton passed his cup to be filled.
"That is only my second, isn't it?" he asked, "Well, I hope you had a
pleasant evening?"
Elizabeth wrinkled her brows as she filled her cup. "Pleasant? Warm,
noisy, over-eaten, yes--but pleasant? And yet, do you know, it was
pleasant because the Thomsons were so anxious to please. Dear Mrs.
Thomson was so kind, stout and worried, and Mr. Thomson is such an
anxious little pilgrim always; and Jessie was so smart, and
Robert--what a nice boy that is!--so obviously hated us all, and
Alick's accent was as refreshing as ever. We got the most tremendously
fine supper--piles and piles of things, and everybody ate such a lot,
especially Mr. Taylor--'keeping up the tabernacle' he called it. I was
sorry for Jessie with that little man. It is hard to rise to gentility
when you are weighted with parents who will stick to their old friends,
and our church-people, though they are of such stuff as angels are
made, don't look well on the outside. I know Jessie felt they spoiled
the look of the party."
"Poor Jessie!" said Mr. Seton.
"Yes, poor Jessie! I never saw Mr. Taylor so jokesome. He called her a
'good wee miss,' and shamed her in the eyes of the Simpsons (you don't
know them--stupid, vulgar people). And then he sang! Father, do you
think 'Miss Hooligan' is a fit song for the superintendent of the
Sabbath school to sing?"
Mr. Seton smiled indulgently.
"I don't think there's much wrong with 'Miss Hooligan,'" he said;
"she's a very old friend."
"You mean she's respectable through very age? Perhaps to us, but I
assure you the Simpsons were simply stunned last night at the first
time of hearing."
Elizabeth poured some cream into her cup, then looked across at her
father with her eyes dancing with laughter. "I laugh whenever I think
of Mrs. Taylor," she explained--"_ma spouse_, as Mr. Taylor calls her.
I don't think she has any mind really; her whole conversation is just a
long tangle of symptoms, her own and other people's. What infinite
interests she gets out of her neighbours' insides! And then the
preciseness of her dates--'would it be Wensday? No, it was Tuesday--no,
Wensday it must ha' been.'"
Her father chuckled appreciatively at Elizabeth's reproduction of Mrs.
Taylor's voice and manner, but he felt constrained to remark: "Mrs.
Taylor's an excellent woman, Elizabeth. You're a little too given to
laughing at people."
"Oh, Father, if a minister's daughter can't laugh, what is the poor
thing to do? But, seriously, I find myself becoming horribly minister's
daughterish. I'm developing a 'hearty' manner, I smile and smile, and I
have that craving for knowledge of the welfare of absent members of
families that is so distinguishing a feature of the female clergy. And
I don't in the least want to be a typical 'minister's daughter.'"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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