Crime -- England -- London -- History -- 19th century; London (England) -- Moral conditions; London (England) -- Social conditions
“Stable secrets! stable secrets!” shrieks the “Sporting Doctor;” secrets
so very precious that he cannot possibly betray them for less than
fivepence each. Send fifteen stamps, and receive in return the “true and
certain winners of the Chester, the Derby, and the Oaks.” The “Sporting
Doctor” hails from a back-street in the Blackfriars-road. The
“Barber-poet” of Paddington, in touching terms, implores his noble
patrons to assist him in advising his fellow-creatures of the “good
things he has for them.” “Show my circulars to your friends,” he says;
“it will be to my interest for you to do so. I will give 100_l._ to any
charitable institution, if the advice I give is not in every instance the
best that money can obtain.” The next tipster on the list goes farther
than this. He boldly avows he will forfeit a large sum of money unless
he “spots” the identical winners “first and second.” Of course, nothing
can be more transparent than bombast of this sort; but here it is in
black-and-white:
“Mr. Ben W. will forfeit 500_l._ if he does not send first and second
for the Chester Cup. Send four stamps and stamped envelope, and
promise a present, and I will send you the Chester Cup, Great
Northern, Derby, and Oaks winners.—Address, —, Waterloo-road,
London.”
Mr. Benjamin W.’s suggestion of a “promised present” is, however, no
novelty with the advertising tipster. Many of the fraternity ask a
cash-down payment for the “tip” they send—a sum barely sufficient to buy
them a pint of beer—professing to rely contentedly on the generosity of
their “patronisers,” as Mr. Modus styles them. Occasionally are appended
to the advertisements gentle remonstrances and reminders that the
confidence the tipster reposed in his patroniser seems to have been
misplaced. The latter is requested “not to forget what is due from one
gentleman, though in a humble sphere, to another.” One gentleman becomes
quite pathetic in an appeal of this kind:
“The winners of Great Northern, Derby, and Oaks for thirteen stamps,
or one event four stamps, with promise of present from winnings.
Send a stamped envelope without delay. Gentlemen are requested to
act honourably, and send me the promised percentage on the Two
Thousand, for the labourer is worthy of his hire.—Address, —
Cumberland-street, Chelsea, London.”
Another gentleman, blessed with an amount of coolness and candour that
should insure him a competency if every horse were swept off the face of
the earth to-morrow, publishes the following; and the reader will please
bear in mind that these various advertisements are clipped out of the
sporting papers, and copied to the letter:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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