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Her hysterics ended as suddenly as they had begun. And then she wasted a
valuable half-hour apologizing for having had them; Herring protesting
all the while that he had enjoyed them just as much as she had, and that
they had done him a world of good. And then they had to stop talking
because their teeth began to chatter so hard that they simply couldn't
keep on. Herring stuttered something about, "Exercise is what a body
needs," and they rose to their feet and fought their way through a dense
grove of arbor-vitæ.
"The stealthy Indian goes through such places without making a sound,"
said Herring.
"Or getting his moccasins wet," said Phyllis. "Oh!" And she sank to the
waist.
"Never mind," said Herring, "it will be dark before long. And when we
have no choice of where to step, maybe we'll have better luck."
"It will _have_ to be dark very soon," said Phyllis, "if we have any
more of our clothes taken away from us by the brambles."
"That's a new idea!" exclaimed Herring. "Young couple starve to death
in the woods because modesty forbids them to join their friends in the
open. The head-line might be: 'Stripped by Brambles,' or 'The Two
Bares.'"
He was so pleased with his joke that he had to lean against a tree. The
laughing set him to coughing, and Phyllis beat him methodically between
the shoulders.
Herring still refused to be serious. In helping Phyllis over the bad
places, he performed prodigies of misapplied strength and made
prodigious puns. And he said that never in his life had he been in such
a delightful scrape.
Once, while they were resting, Phyllis said:
"All you seem to think of is the fun you're having. Most men would be
thinking about the anxiety they were causing others and about the
miseries of their companion."
"But," he protested, "you are enjoying yourself too. You don't think you
are, but you are. It's your philosophy that is wrong. You like to live
too much in the present. I like to lay by stores of delightful memories
against rainy days. The worse you feel now, the more you'll enjoy
remembering how you felt--some evening, soon--your back against soft
cushions and the soles of your feet toward the fire."
"Ugh!" shuddered Phyllis. "Don't talk about fires. Oh, dear!"
"What's wrong _now_!"
"I'm so stiff I don't think I can take another step. We oughtn't to have
rested so long."
But she did take another step, and would have fallen heavily if Herring
had not caught her. A moment later she lost a shoe in the ooze, and
wasted much precious daylight in vain efforts to locate and recover it.
"Sit down on that root," commanded Herring. And she obeyed. He knelt
before her, lifted her wet, muddy little stockinged foot and set it on
his knee.
"What size, please, miss?" he asked, giving an excellent imitation of a
somewhat officious salesman.
"I don't know; I have them made," said Phyllis wearily, but trying her
best to smile.
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