Battle, Superintendent (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Police -- England -- Fiction
Mr. Bateman listened patiently to a somewhat incoherent statement. His
attitude was that of one poised for flight. He delivered his solution
without loss of time.
"I should suggest an alarum clock," he said briskly. "I always use one
myself for fear of oversleeping. I find that early tea brought in in a
noiseless manner is sometimes powerless to awaken one."
He hurried away.
"An alarum clock." Ronny shook his head. "_One_ alarum clock. It would
take about a dozen to disturb Gerry Wade."
"Well, why not?" Bill was flushed and earnest. "I've got it. Let's all
go into Market Basing and buy an alarum clock each."
There was laughter and discussion. Bill and Ronny went off to get hold
of cars. Jimmy was deputed to spy upon the dining-room. He returned
rapidly.
"He's there right enough. Making up for lost time and wolfing down
toast and marmalade. How are we going to prevent him coming along with
us?"
It was decided that Lady Coote must be approached and instructed to
hold him in play. Jimmy and Nancy and Helen fulfilled this duty. Lady
Coote was bewildered and apprehensive.
"A rag? You will be careful, won't you, my dears? I mean, you won't
smash the furniture and wreck things or use too much water. We've got
to hand this house over next week, you know. I shouldn't like Lord
Caterham to think--"
Bill, who had returned from the garage, broke in reassuringly.
"That's all right, Lady Coote. Bundle Brent--Lord Caterham's
daughter--is a great friend of mine. And there's nothing she'd stick
at--absolutely nothing! You can take it from me. And anyway there's not
going to be any damage done. This is quite a quiet affair."
"Subtle," said the girl called Socks.
Lady Coote went sadly along the terrace just as Gerald Wade emerged
from the breakfast-room. Jimmy Thesiger was a fair, cherubic young man,
and all that could be said of Gerald Wade was that he was fairer and
more cherubic, and that his vacuous expression made Jimmy's face quite
intelligent by contrast.
"Morning, Lady Coote," said Gerald Wade. "Where are all the others?"
"They've all gone to Market Basing," said Lady Coote.
"What for?"
"Some joke," said Lady Coote in her deep, melancholy voice.
"Rather early in the morning for jokes," said Mr. Wade.
"It's not so very early in the morning," said Lady Coote pointedly.
"I'm afraid I was a bit late coming down," said Mr. Wade with engaging
frankness. "It's an extraordinary thing, but wherever I happen to be
staying, I'm always last to be down."
"Very extraordinary," said Lady Coote.
"I don't know why it is," said Mr. Wade, meditating. "I can't think,
I'm sure."
"Why don't you just get up?" suggested Lady Coote.
"Oh!" said Mr. Wade. The simplicity of the solution rather took him
aback.
Lady Coote went on earnestly.
"I've heard Sir Oswald say so many times that there's nothing for
getting a young man on in the world like punctual habits."
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