The Seven Follies of Science [2nd ed.]: A popular account of the most famous scientific impossibilities and the attempts which have been made to solve them. To which is added a small budget of interesting paradoxes, illusions, and marvelsPhin, John
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The Seven Follies of Science [2nd ed.]: A popular account of the most famous scientific impossibilities and the attempts which have been made to solve them. To which is added a small budget of interesting paradoxes, illusions, and marvels
Phin, John
Geometry -- Famous problems; Scientific recreations
"The 27th day of December, 1666, in the afternoon, came a stranger
to my house at the Hague, in a plebeick habit, of honest gravity and
serious authority, of a mean stature and a little long face, black
hair not at all curled, a beardless chin, and about forty-four years
(as I guess) of age and born in North Holland. After salutation, he
beseeched me with great reverence to pardon his rude accesses, for
he was a lover of the Pyrotechnian art, and having read my treatise
against the sympathetic powder of Sir Kenelm Digby, and observed my
doubt about the philosophic mystery, induced him to ask me if I
really was a disbeliever as to the existence of an universal
medicine which would cure all diseases, unless the principal parts
were perished, or the predestinated time of death come. I replied, I
never met with an adept, or saw such a medicine, though I had
fervently prayed for it. Then I said, 'Surely you are a learned
physician.' 'No,' said he, 'I am a brass-founder, and a lover of
chemistry.' He then took from his bosom-pouch a neat ivory box, and
out of it three ponderous lumps of stone, each about the bigness of
a walnut. I greedily saw and handled for a quarter of an hour this
most noble substance, the value of which might be somewhere about
twenty tons of gold; and having drawn from the owner many rare
secrets of its admirable effects, I returned him this treasure of
treasures with a most sorrowful mind, humbly beseeching him to
bestow a fragment of it upon me in perpetual memory of him, though
but the size of a coriander seed. 'No, no,' said he, 'that is not
lawful, though thou wouldest give me as many golden ducats as would
fill this room; for it would have particular consequences, and if
fire could be burned of fire, I would at this instant rather cast it
all into the fiercest flames.' He then asked if I had a private
chamber whose prospect was from the public street; so I presently
conducted him to my best furnished room backwards, which he entered,
says Helvetius (in the true spirit of Dutch cleanliness), without
wiping his shoes, which were full of snow and dirt. I now expected
he would bestow some great secret upon me; but in vain. He asked for
a piece of gold, and opening his doublet showed me five pieces of
that precious metal which he wore upon a green riband, and which
very much excelled mine in flexibility and color, each being the
size of a small trencher. I now earnestly again craved a crumb of
the stone, and at last, out of his philosophical commiseration, he
gave me a morsel as large as a rapeseed; but I said, 'This scanty
portion will scarcely transmute four grains of lead.' 'Then,' said
he, 'Deliver it me back:' which I did, in hopes of a greater parcel;
but he, cutting off half with his nail, said: 'Even this is
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