It was a strange room to find in the tropics. Twilight and stuffiness
reigned in there. The fellow had hung enormously ample, dusty, cheap
lace curtains over his windows, which were shut. Piles of cardboard
boxes, such as milliners and dressmakers use in Europe, cumbered the
corners; and by some means he had procured for himself the sort of
furniture that might have come out of a respectable parlour in the East
End of London--a horsehair sofa, arm-chairs of the same. I glimpsed
grimy antimacassars scattered over that horrid upholstery, which
was awe-inspiring, insomuch that one could not guess what mysterious
accident, need, or fancy had collected it there. Its owner had taken
off his tunic, and in white trousers and a thin, short-sleeved singlet
prowled behind the chair-backs nursing his meagre elbows.
An exclamation of dismay escaped him when he heard that I had come for a
stay; but he could not deny that there were plenty of vacant rooms.
“Very well. Can you give me the one I had before?”
He emitted a faint moan from behind a pile of cardboard boxes on the
table, which might have contained gloves or handkerchiefs or neckties. I
wonder what the fellow did keep in them? There was a smell of decaying
coral, or Oriental dust of zoological speciments in that den of his. I
could only see the top of his head and his unhappy eyes levelled at me
over the barrier.
“It’s only for a couple of days,” I said, intending to cheer him up.
“Perhaps you would like to pay in advance?” he suggested eagerly.
“Certainly not!” I burst out directly I could speak. “Never heard of
such a thing! This is the most infernal cheek. . . .”
He had seized his head in both hands--a gesture of despair which checked
my indignation.
“Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Don’t fly out like this. I am asking everybody.”
“I don’t believe it,” I said bluntly.
“Well, I am going to. And if you gentlemen all agreed to pay in advance
I could make Hamilton pay up, too. He’s always turning up ashore dead
broke, and even when he has some money he won’t settle his bills. I
don’t know what to do with him. He swears at me and tells me I can’t
chuck a white man out into the street here. So if you only would. . . .”
I was amazed. Incredulous, too. I suspected the fellow of gratuitous
impertinence. I told him with marked emphasis that I would see him and
Hamilton hanged first, and requested him to conduct me to my room with
no more of his nonsense. He produced then a key from somewhere and led
the way out of his lair, giving me a vicious sidelong look in passing.
“Any one I know staying here?” I asked him before he left my room.
He had recovered his usual pained impatient tone, and said that Captain
Giles was there, back from a Solo Sea trip. Two other guests were
staying also. He paused. And, of course, Hamilton, he added.
“Oh, yes! Hamilton,” I said, and the miserable creature took himself off
with a final groan.
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