The Shame of Motley: being the memoir of certain transactions in the life of Lazzaro Biancomonte, of Biancomonte, sometime fool of the court of PesaroSabatini, Rafael
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The Shame of Motley: being the memoir of certain transactions in the life of Lazzaro Biancomonte, of Biancomonte, sometime fool of the court of Pesaro
Such preparations as I had to make were soon complete.
Although it was agreed that I was to travel in the motley, yet, in my
lately-born shame of that apparel, I decided that I would conceal it as
best might be, revealing it only should the need arise. Moreover, it
was incumbent that I should afford myself more protection against the
inclement January night than that of my foliated cape, my crested cap
and silken hose. So, a black cloak, heavy and ample, a broad-brimmed
hat, and a pair of riding boots of untanned leather were my further
equipment. In the lining of one of those boots I concealed the Lord
Cesare’s package; his money—some twenty ducats—I carried in a belt
about my waist, and his ring I set boldly on my finger.
Few moments did it need me to make ready, yet fewer, it seems, would
the Borgia impatience have had me employ; for scarce was I booted when
someone knocked at my door. I opened, and there entered a very mountain
of a man, whose corselet flashed back the yellow light of my tapers, as
might have done a mirror, and whose harsh voice barked out to ask if I
was ready.
I had had some former acquaintance with this fellow, having first met
him during the previous year, on the occasion of the Court of Pesaro’s
sojourn at Rome. His name was Ramiro del’ Orca, and throughout the
Papal army it stood synonymous for masterfulness and grim brutality. He
was, as I have said, an enormous man, of prodigious bodily strength,
heavy, yet of good proportions. Of his face one gathered the impression
of a blazing furnace. His cheeks and nose were of a vivid red, and
still more fiery was the hair, now hidden ’neath his morion, and the
beard that tapered to a dagger’s point. His very eyes kept tune with
the red harmony of his ferocious countenance, for the whites were ever
bloodshot as a drunkard’s—which, with no want of truth, men said he
was.
“Come,” grunted that fiery, self-sufficient vassal, “be stirring, sir
Fool. I have orders to see you to the gates. There is a horse ready
saddled for you. It is the Lord Cardinal’s parting gift. Resolve me
now, which will be the greater ass—the one that rides, or the one that
is ridden?”
“O monstrous riddle!” I exclaimed, as I took up my cloak and hat. “Who
am I that I should solve it?”
“It baffles you, sir Fool?” quoth he.
“In very truth it does.” I ruefully wagged my head so that my bells set
up a jangle. “For the rider is a man and the ridden a horse. But,” I
pursued, in that back-biting strain, which is the very essence of the
jester’s wit, “were you to make a trio of us, including Messer Ramiro
del’ Orca, Captain in the army of his Holiness, no doubt would then
afflict me. I should never hesitate which of the three to pronounce the
ass.”
“What shall that mean?” he asked, with darkening brows.
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