DOR. Exceedingly; and, unless I am greatly mistaken, the beauty of that diamond will produce an admirable effect on her mind towards you. MR. JOUR. Ah, may it be so! MRS. JOUR. (_to_ NICOLE). When once he is with him, he can't leave him. DOR. I described to her in glowing colours the expense of such a present, and the greatness of your love. MR. JOUR. Your kindness is too much for me, Sir, and I feel perfectly ashamed to see a man of such high standing condescend to do for me the things you do. DOR. Nonsense! Do friends stand upon such scruples? and would you not do for me the very same thing if the opportunity presented itself? MR. JOUR. Oh, decidedly, and with all my heart! MRS. JOUR. (_aside to_ NICOLE). How hard for me to bear with his presence. DOR. For my part, I hesitate at nothing when I want to serve a friend; and as soon as you told me of your admiration for this charming marchioness, with whom I was acquainted, you saw me at once put myself at your disposal to serve your love. MR. JOUR. It is perfectly true. Such kindness confounds me. MRS. JOUR. (_to_ NICOLE). Will he never go? NIC. (_to_ MRS. JOURDAIN). They are very thick together. DOR. You went the right way to work to touch her heart. There is nothing women like more than the expenses one makes for them; and your frequent serenades, your numerous bouquets, the magnificent display of fireworks which she saw on the water, the diamond which she received from you, and the entertainment you are preparing for her, all this tells more in favour of your love than all the speeches you could make to her about it. MR. JOUR. There is no expense I would not make to find access to her heart. A woman of quality has for me the most dazzling charms, and it is an honour which I would purchase at any price. MRS. JOUR. (_aside to_ NICOLE). What on earth can they have to say together? Go and listen! DOR. You will enjoy to-day the pleasure of seeing her; and your eyes will have full leisure to satisfy themselves. MR. JOUR. In order to be free, I have arranged for my wife to go and dine with my sister, and she will spend the whole-afternoon there. DOR. You have acted wisely, for your wife might be in the way. I have given the necessary orders to the cook, and for everything which may be necessary for the ballet. It is my own invention, and if the execution comes up to the conception, I am sure that it will be found.... MR. JOUR. (_seeing_ NICOLE _listening, and giving her a box on the ears_). Ha! you rude, impertinent hussy! (_To_ DORANTE) Let us go out, if you please. SCENE VII.--MRS. JOURDAIN, NICOLE. NIC. Well, Madam, my curiosity has cost me something; but all the same I believe that there is something in the wind, for they were speaking of an affair where they do not wish you to be present.