COV. So many buckets of water that I have drawn for her from the well! CLE. Such warmth as I have shown in loving her more than myself! COV. Such heat as I have endured in turning the spit for her! CLE. She avoids me with contempt! COV. She rudely turns her back upon me! CLE. This perfidy deserves the greatest chastisement. COV. This treachery deserves a thousand blows. CLE. Mind, you never speak to me of her any more. COV. I, Sir? Heaven forbid! CLE. Do not venture to palliate her wrongs before me. COV. Never fear. CLE. No; for all you would say in her defence would be lost upon me. COV. Who dreams of such a thing? CLE. I wish to nurse up my wrath against her, and to break off all intercourse with her. COV. I am quite willing. CLE. This count who goes to her house has turned her head, no doubt; and rank, I see, dazzles her mind. But I must, for my own honour, prevent her triumphing in her inconstancy. I will do as much as she does towards a change which I plainly see she desires, and I will not let her have all the pleasure of having dismissed me. COV. You are in the right, and I enter into all your feelings. CLE. Help me in my resentment, and support my resolution against the remainder of my love that might still plead for her. Tell me, I pray you, all the evil you can think of her. Draw a description of her person which may bring her down in my estimation, and, in order to make me dislike her more surely, show me all the defects you can see in her. COV. She, indeed, Sir! a fine specimen, a fine piece of affectation to be in love with! I see nothing in her but the most common attractions, and you will find a thousand girls more worthy of your love than she is. To begin with, her eyes are small... [Footnote: It is Moliere's wife that is here described.] CLE. Yes, it is true, her eyes are small, Covielle; but they are full of fire, the most sparkling, the most searching in the world, and the tenderest also that could be found. COV. Her mouth is large.... CLE. Yes; but you find there charms that can be found in no other. The sight of that mouth inspires me with love; it is the most attractive and the most amorous mouth in the world! COV. As to her height, she is not tall. CLE. No; but she is well shaped and graceful. COV. She affects great carelessness in her speech, and her movements.... CLE. It is true; but she is graceful in all she does, and her manners are attractive, and possess a certain charm which at once takes possession of one's heart. COV. As for wit.... CLE. Ah, Covielle! her wit is of the most refined, the most delicate kind. COV. Her conversation.... CLE. Her conversation is charming. COV. It is always grave. CLE. Would you prefer an unrestrained gaiety, a perpetual liveliness? and can you find anything more unpleasant than those women who giggle at everything? COV. But, in short, she is as whimsical as any woman can be.