No, Spaghetti thought not. It was very hard to keep one these days. Especially when your business had you out on the desert running an ambling horse farm. You were so likely to return to Biscuit or Orange or Ammonia and find the harem had run out on you, bobbed its hair and got jobs as manicure girls in Constantinople. "That will be all," then had remarked Verbeena and had further taken a tuck in Amut's devoted servant by saying: "It is absurd; don't you think, for you to call yourself Spaghetti? You're much too fat. Macaroni would be infinitely more suitable." "Aw, Queena Verbeena!" protested Spaghetti. "That will do. You may go, Mac." He had backed out as becomes one departing from royalty and a hat pin. Hulda she had entirely won over during the afternoon. She had given the little six-foot thing one of her old evening gowns, yet a modest garment withal, hanging well below Hulda's shoulder blades. Dependably Verbeena was to be suspected of having something other than sawdust under those clubbed curls of hers! She was just wondering if she could go so far as to appoint Hulda policewoman of the tent and entrust her with a sand-club when there came loud yells without of "Hip hoy, hip hoy, hip, hip, hip! Allah, Allah, Allah! AMUT!" Three more "Allahs" were being heartily given still yet without when the Sheik Amut Ben Butler strode haughtily into the tent, threw off his creamy cloak and with a careless motion tossed his bejeweled classy turban among the old gold and silver cushions, thus displaying his shock of Sahara colored hair above his stick licorice black chin muff. Verbeena savagely and swiftly lighted nine cigarettes and faced him peagreen with pyromania. He touched off a cigarette himself. "I hope Spaghetti didn't lay down on his job," said the Sheik. "Do you know what we're going to have for dinner?" He pushed Verbeena out of the way and stretched himself on the divan. His cold manner was like a dash of water of the same temperature against her face. Verbeena broke into a watery perspiration, her eyes got watery with rage and her mouth watered to bite him the more so that she could see, despite the nonchalant manner in which he was looking at her, he was yet significantly appraising this outburst as a valuable asset on any desert. His presence was an offense and she would concede no amelioration of it due to the nature of his occupation among horses. She wished with passionate fierceness that she could dye his hair to match his whiskers or his whiskers to match his hair. And the dreadful, cool way he was lying there staring at her, the princely thing! My--such airs! "You seem to think everything's nicely settled," said Verbeena icily. "But when King and Lloyd George hear of this, they'll put such a flea in the ear of the French Government, they'll be after you with a hoop-la and a full set of gendarmerie armed with guillotines!" "A pea for the French Government! And holler-woller for the Georges, King and Lloyd."