The Shriek: A Satirical BurlesqueSomerville, Charles
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The Shriek: A Satirical Burlesque
Somerville, Charles
Hull, E. M. (Edith Maude). Sheik -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Satire
But she cuddled in bed with one knee up to her neck in cute boyish
fashion, laughing softly at the remembrance of another time when she
had popped a cigarette stump into the eye of a London bobby from the
top of a 'bus.
And such a merry fight as she had put up when he had yanked her down!
She was wearing her usual boy's clothes and when she had given her
real name at the station, the policeman wouldn't believe it of her
and the matron had resigned rather than carry the investigation
further.
Verbeena gave her boyish head a twist or two on the pillow and then
she slept. Two weird sounds were in her ears as she dropped off. One
was a queer, wild, melancholy song. The other was the snores of Lord
Tawdry, equally weird, equally melancholy, equally wild.
Yet she slept.
But an hour later awoke.
Verbeena untied her long, knotted eyelashes and peered about.
Had--she seen something?
The moon was all there, the famous, well-known Biscuit moon, lighting
the room riotously.
Yet she saw nothing. She took a sharp peek around. As her state of
consciousness emerged from the nebulous condition of soft pitch and
congealed to the concrete of a highway, Verbeena said softly to
herself:
"I could kick myself for a goal if I didn't see somp'n. Mystic it was,
white, thrilling, strange----"
"Meow!"
Verbeena rushed for the balcony but the cat took the rail in a streak.
"Bally thing!"
Again on the still white night she heard that weird song with its
slurred but insistent staccato _expressione_, ancient as the days of
the Pharaohs, the melancholy, passionate Katsbemerri.
But there would be no cats in the desert. Only nice, gentle, cute
little, wriggly sandworms. No big boob brother, Tawdry. No Knitting
Needle Hussars.
Out there, beyond, swallowed up in that dear black smudge she had seen
from the balcony her soul would wave its Stars and Stripes of freedom
and move grandly in the palpitant sunlight upon the yellow linoleum of
the mighty desert!
And she would have for company kickin', bitin' horses and daredevil
men, magnificent, virile, strenuous nomads of the wild silences and
the silver moons!
Only under no circumstances were they--any one of them--to be allowed
to go too far!
Camaraderie--yes, in her boyish way she would offer them that. But
beyond that----
"Remember, Verbie," she told herself. "As regards such bally things
you are an icicle--an icicle."
She shivered.
"An icicle!"
She drew the covers swiftly up to her chin--up to the loose, red curls
that brother Tawdry so loved to club about her ears.
CHAPTER II
The promised send-off of Verbeena from the Biscuit Hotel had been
enthusiastic.
"Very much so," had said Lady Speedway, the mean thing.
At dawn Musty Ale sent ahead the procession of baggage bearers, the
lumbering camels, all of them Verbeena thought showing great facial
resemblance to Lady Speedway and hoped some day to tell her so.
But otherwise she just adored them.
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