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“He's all right,” continued G. Selden. “I'm ready to separate myself
from one fifty any time I see a new book of his. He's got the goods with
him.”
The richness of colloquialism moved the vicar of Mount Dunstan to deep
enjoyment.
“Would you mind--I trust you won't,” he apologised courteously, “telling
me exactly the significance of those two last sentences. In think I see
their meaning, but----”
G. Selden looked good-naturedly apologetic himself.
“Well, it's slang--you see,” he explained. “I guess I can't help it.
You--” flushing a trifle, but without any touch of resentment in the
boyish colour, “you know what sort of a chap I am. I'm not passing
myself off as anything but an ordinary business hustler, am I--just
under salesman to a typewriter concern? I shouldn't like to think I'd
got in here on any bluff. I guess I sling in slang every half dozen
words----.”
“My dear boy,” Penzance was absolutely moved and he spoke with
warmth quite paternal, “Lord Mount Dunstan and I are genuinely
interested--genuinely. He, because he knows New York a little, and I
because I don't. I am an elderly man, and have spent my life buried
in my books in drowsy villages. Pray go on. Your American slang has
frequently a delightful meaning--a fantastic hilarity, or common sense,
or philosophy, hidden in its origin. In that it generally differs from
English slang, which--I regret to say--is usually founded on some silly
catch word. Pray go on. When you see a new book by Mr. Kipling, you are
ready to 'separate yourself from one fifty' because he 'has the goods
with him.'”
G. Selden suppressed an involuntary young laugh.
“One dollar and fifty cents is usually the price of a book,” he said.
“You separate yourself from it when you take it out of your clothes--I
mean out of your pocket--and pay it over the counter.”
“There's a careless humour in it,” said Mount Dunstan grimly. “The
suggestion of parting is not half bad. On the whole, it is subtle.”
“A great deal of it is subtle,” said Penzance, “though it all professes
to be obvious. The other sentence has a commercial sound.”
“When a man goes about selling for a concern,” said the junior assistant
of Jones, “he can prove what he says, if he has the goods with him. I
guess it came from that. I don't know. I only know that when a man is a
straight sort of fellow, and can show up, we say he's got the goods with
him.”
They sat after lunch in the library, before an open window, looking into
a lovely sunken garden. Blossoms were breaking out on every side, and
robins, thrushes, and blackbirds chirped and trilled and whistled, as
Mount Dunstan and Penzance led G. Selden on to paint further pictures
for them.
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