The Siberian Overland Route from Peking to Petersburg,: Through the Deserts and Steppes of Mongolia, Tartary, &c.Michie, Alexander
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The Siberian Overland Route from Peking to Petersburg,: Through the Deserts and Steppes of Mongolia, Tartary, &c.
Michie, Alexander
China -- Description and travel; Siberia (Russia) -- Description and travel
We had been strongly advised at the outset of our Siberian travels
to provide ourselves with feather pillows, after the manner of the
Russians, to use as buffers between our prominent bones and the hard
substance of the carriage. Judging that our bedding would suffice,
we, with the vanity of ignorance, rejected these good counsels
in defiance of the well-known travelling maxim which inculcates
the wisdom of taking your cue from the people of the country. Our
carcases had been so unmercifully knocked about on the road to
Tomsk, that we dared not go farther without pillows. It was not
so easy to find them, however; for although Tomsk is said to be
celebrated for them we could not hit on the right place to buy them.
They are sold at about fourteen roubles per pood (36 lbs.). Our
landlady was appealed to, but she avowed that there was not, and
never could have been, any such thing in Tomsk, least of all had she
any to dispose of. We were actually beginning to despair of pillows
when a young Russianised German introduced himself to us, and, as
usual in such _rencontres_, the conversation turned on civilisation.
We happened to allude to the pillow difficulty, as proving the
primitive state of society in Tomsk. On this our friend at once
undertook to provide us. He went first to the old lady, and then to
the younger members, none of whom he had seen before, and spent full
half an hour ingratiating himself with them. The pillow question was
in due time gently hinted at, and before very long one, and then
another, and another, was produced, until we had pillows to our
hearts' content. Delighted with his success, we begged our friend
to tell us how he had achieved it. "First," he said, in very good
English, "you must beat about the bush with these ---- Russians;
you must flatter them and humbug them. Then you must talk about
everything but _the_ thing. If you want to buy a horse, you must
pretend you want to sell a cow, and so work gradually round to the
point in view." He went on to tell us how he had coaxed and cajoled
the good people into parting with their pillows, and how he backed
up his requests by a touching appeal to their sense of hospitality.
"You have two distinguished foreigners in your house, they are very
good people, and you ought to treat them with the kindness due to
strangers from distant countries. When Russians go to their country
they are well treated. But if you refuse this small favour to these
people, they will go home and tell their countrymen what beasts the
Russians are," &c.
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