Aunts -- Fiction; Courtship -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"I dare say they do, for unfortunately many people are fools. But I am
bent upon adventure. It has dawned upon me that every day has its
possibilities, that the right turn at any corner may bring me face to
face with the most stirring encounters. My age protects me where youth
must timidly turn back. My physician pronounces me good for ten years
more of active life, and I intend to keep amused. If I were a young
man like you, I should crawl through chimneys no more, but take to the
open road. I resent the harsh clang of these meaningless years. As I
walked among the hills that lie behind the Manor this morning I heard
the bugles calling. Out there in the Avenue at this hour there are
miles of fat dowagers in padded broughams who think of nothing but
clothes and food. And speaking of food," she continued, with a droll
turn, "I am convinced that the caviare in that sandwich was never
nearer Russia than Casco Bay."
She drew out her watch, and noting the hour, concluded:--
"Clearly we have much in common. I should like to ask you further as
to your unusual profession, but errands summon me elsewhere. However,
something tells me we shall meet again."
She rose in her swift bird-like fashion and passed lightly down the
room and through the door. She had left a dollar beside her plate to
pay her check, which I noted called for only forty cents. I glanced at
the cashier's desk. The aureoled head had not reappeared; but
immediately I heard a voice murmuring beside me. I had believed myself
alone, and in my surprise I thought some wizardry had made audible one
of the verses on the wall.
"What of Rafael's sonnets, Dante's picture"--
It was she whose aureoled head I had marked earlier in the receipt of
custom, the girl who had vanished as Miss Hollister appeared. She wore
the snowy vestments of the other attending vestals, with the difference
that the cap that crowned the waitresses was omitted in her case. This
I took to be the Asolando's tribute to her adorable head, which clearly
did not need the electric light or other adventitious aid to invoke its
lovely glow. The line she had spoken hung goldenly upon the air. She
was not tall, and her eyes, I saw, were brown. She had clearly not
climbed far the stairway of her years, but her serenity was the least
bit disconcerting.
"Pardon me," I began, "but I am an ignorant Philistine, and cannot cap
the verse you have quoted."
"There is no reason why you should do so. It is the rule of the
Asolando that we shall attract the attention of customers when
necessary by speaking a line of verse. We are not allowed to open a
conversation, no matter how imperative, with 'Listen,' or the even more
vulgar 'Say.'"
"A capital idea, of which I heartily approve, but now that I am a
waiting auditor, eager"--
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