Aunts -- Fiction; Courtship -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Breakfast was served on a delightful sun-porch that I had not before
seen. Cecilia appeared promptly, having in fact been gathering fall
flowers for some time, I judged, from the considerable armful of
chrysanthemums, asters, dahlias and marigolds, which we found her
arranging for the table. She seemed in excellent spirits, and greeted
us most amiably.
"I heard the artillery booming and thought an army had descended. It's
a great regret to me, Mr. Ames, that I have never been able to make any
headway at the traps. I suffer from chronic and incurable gun-shyness.
I 'm sorry archery has gone out. I think I might have done better with
the long bow."
"Pinkle!" exclaimed Miss Hollister disdainfully. "I cured myself of
gun-shyness easily enough by having the gardener follow me about
whenever I took my daily walks, firing a gun at irregular intervals
just behind me. I was threatened with deafness when I began, but the
agitation of my tympanums by the explosions of my gun has corrected the
difficulty. I have mentioned my discovery of this remedy to a
distinguished aurist, and he is preparing a paper on the subject--not,
however, without my permission--which he expects to read shortly before
one of the most learned societies in Europe. Cecilia, the chops are
overdone again; please remind me to speak to the cook about it. If it
were not that he is so expert in detecting spurious steam-mill
corn-meal, which is constantly sold as a substitute for the Boydville
water-ground article, I should discharge him for this. An ill-broiled
chop can do much to shake one's faith in human nature. If I wanted to
eat grilled patent leather I should order it."
In spite of her sharp observations it was quite clear to me that Miss
Hollister's was the gentlest and sweetest of natures. I fully believed
that her whims were the honest expression of a revolt against the
tedious and conventional, and nothing in my later acquaintance
disturbed this opinion. It was her privilege to do as she liked, and
if she preferred cracking clay saucers with a shot-gun to knitting or
darning stockings or gossiping, it was no one's business.
The mail arrived and was placed by her plate before we left the table.
She opened first a bulky envelope containing cuttings from a clipping
bureau, and she mused aloud upon these as she read.
"This persistent story of a sunken galleon off the Bolivian coast
sounds plausible, but I fear it is the work of some bright young
journalist. Our minister in that benighted country does n't take any
stock in it. I had a cable from him yesterday. If he had given the
story credence I should have gone down at once with a steamer and crew
of divers. The imaginative young newspaper men continue romancing,
however; and it costs me five cents a clipping."
She next opened a letter that roused her to vigorous declamation.
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