"I'll give you an exact account of my proceedings, if you like. First,
I had a personal interview with Simpkins; and I may as well say at once
that I was on the whole favourably impressed by him. I don't mean to
say that he ought not to be killed, but merely that if left to myself I
would not go out of my way to kill him. I next talked the matter over
with Doyle and Dr. O'Donoghue. I found that they quite agreed with
you; and the doctor is prepared to sign the death certificate as soon
as Miss King--who will then, of course, be Mrs. Simpkins--has finished
him off. I then called at Ballymoy House and arranged with Callaghan,
the gardener, to keep me informed of the progress of events. Finally,
I interviewed Miss King herself. I was unfortunately obliged to offend
her a little, and I expect she won't care about talking to me for the
next few days."
"Did you allude to the trial?"
"No. And she wouldn't have minded in the least if I had. She's quite
frank with me in talking about her art. The fact is, she wanted to
flirt with me, and of course I couldn't have that."
"Are you sure of that, J. J.? It seems to me very unlikely that a lady
of that sort would want to flirt with a clergyman."
"I'm not exactly an ordinary clergyman," said Meldon, "and she
certainly did want to flirt with me. I could see it by the expression
of her eye. Any man who knows anything about women gets into the way
of judging them very largely by the expression of their eyes. You find
after a little practice that you are able to tell with almost absolute
certainty what their intentions are; and there was no mistake about
Miss King's this afternoon."
"I'm glad," said the Major, "that you went away at once."
"I didn't," said Meldon. "It was she who went away. I hurt her
feelings by telling her plainly that I was a married man. She flew
into a temper and pranced off."
"She must be a very--"
"No, she's not--not in the least. It was simply a case of what Virgil
calls 'spretae injuria formae.'"
"Talk English," said Major Kent. "You know I don't understand Latin."
"Never mind," said Meldon; "you wouldn't understand it a bit better if
I put it into English. You haven't the necessary experience. And in
any case it doesn't in the least matter. The important thing for you
to get a hold of is that the marriage is arranged, and unless something
quite unforeseen turns up it will come off. I told Simpkins that she
had a large fortune and was the niece of an earl. Those facts, in
addition to her personal charm, will, I imagine, bring him rapidly up
to the scratch. I can do no more for the present. That's why I said I
was like the blacksmith and had earned my night's repose."
"It's early yet," said the Major. "I seldom turn in before eleven.
But, of course, you can go off at once if you like."
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