Thus, Miss King, entering upon the final stage of her journey to
Ballymoy, reaped the benefit of belonging to a conquering and imperial
race. She was, indeed, put into her compartment, a first-class one,
ten minutes before the train started; but her door, alone of all the
doors, was left unlocked. The last solemn minutes before the departure
of the train passed slowly. Grave men in uniform paraded the platform,
glancing occasionally at their watches. The engine-driver watched from
his cabin for the waving of the green flag which would authorise him to
push over his levers and start the train. The great moment had almost
arrived. The guard held his whistle to his lips, and had the green
flag ready to be unfurled, in his left hand. Then a totally
unexpected, almost an unprecedented, thing occurred. A passenger
walked into the station and approached the train with the evident
intention of getting into it. He was a clergyman, shabbily dressed,
imperfectly shaved, red-haired, and wearing a red moustache. He
carried a battered Gladstone bag in one hand. The guard glanced at him
and then distended his cheeks with air, meaning to blow his whistle.
"Hold on a minute," said the clergyman. "I'm thinking of travelling by
this train."
The audacity of this statement shook the self-possession of the guard.
"Can't wait," he said. "Time's up. You ought to have been here
sooner."
To say this he was obliged to take the whistle from his lips; and the
engine-driver, who had a strict sense of duty, was unable to start.
"As a matter of fact," said the clergyman, "I'm not only here soon
enough, I'm an hour and a half too soon. The train I intended to catch
is the next one."
The guard put his whistle to his lips again.
"If you blow that thing," said the clergyman, "before I'm in the train,
I'll take an action against the company for assault and battery."
The guard hesitated. He did not see how such an action could be
sustained in court; but he felt the necessity of thinking over his
position carefully before running any risks. The law, especially in
Ireland, is a curious thing, and no wise man entangles himself with it
if he can help it. Railway guards are all wise men, otherwise they
would not have risen to their high positions.
"Now that I am here," said the clergyman, "I may as well go by this
train. Excuse me one moment; I want to get a few newspapers."
This was gross impertinence, and the guard was in no mood to stand it.
He blew his whistle. The engine shrieked excitedly, and the train
started with a violent jerk.
The clergyman seized a handful of newspapers from the bookstall.
Clinging to them and his bag he ran across the platform. He tried the
doors of two third-class compartments as they passed him, and found
them locked. He happened next upon that which was occupied by Miss
King, opened the door, and tumbled in.
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