The Sir Roger de Coverley PapersSteele, Richard, Sir
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The Sir Roger de Coverley Papers
Steele, Richard, Sir
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"The other that rides along with him is Tom Touchy,
a fellow famous for taking the law of everybody. There (25)
is not one in the town where he lives that he has not sued
at a quarter sessions. The rogue had once the impudence
to go to law with the widow. His head is full of costs,
damages, and ejectments; he plagued a couple of honest
gentlemen so long for a trespass in breaking one of his
hedges, till[111] he was forced to sell the ground it enclosed
to defray the charges of the prosecution. His father left
him fourscore pounds a year, but he has cast and been (145: 5)
cast[112] so often that he is not now worth thirty. I suppose
he is going upon the old business of the willow tree."
[111] Modern idiom demands "that."
[112] Won and lost his case.
As Sir Roger was giving me this account of Tom
Touchy, Will Wimble and his two companions stopped
short till we came up to them. After having paid their (10)
respects to Sir Roger, Will told him that Mr. Touchy and
he must appeal to him upon a dispute that arose between
them. Will, it seems, had been giving his fellow-traveller
an account of his angling one day in such a hole; when
Tom Touchy, instead of hearing out his story, told him (15)
that Mr. Such-an-one, if he pleased, might take the law
of him for fishing in that part of the river. My friend
Sir Roger heard them both, upon a round trot; and, after
having paused some time, told them, with the air of a man
who would not give his judgment rashly, that much might (20)
be said on both sides. They were neither of them dissatisfied
with the knight's determination, because neither of
them found himself in the wrong by it. Upon which we
made the best of our way to the assizes.
The court was sat before Sir Roger came; but notwithstanding (25)
all the justices had taken their places upon the
bench, they made room for the old knight at the head of
them; who, for his reputation in the country, took occasion
to whisper in the judge's ear that he was glad his
lordship had met with so much good weather in his circuit.
I was listening to the proceeding of the court with
much attention, and infinitely pleased with that great (146: 5)
appearance and solemnity which so properly accompanies
such a public administration of our laws, when, after about
an hour's sitting, I observed, to my great surprise, in the
midst of a trial, that my friend Sir Roger was getting up
to speak. I was in some pain for him, till I found he (10)
had acquitted himself of two or three sentences with a
look of much business and great intrepidity.
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