English fiction -- 19th century; Horror tales; Penny dreadfuls
“No goodness among ye all, then, eh?” said the chief. “Why, a moment
ago ye were all praying like so many saints. Come, answer me this,
the third time, then I’ll give some of you another chance. Who
considers himself to be brave among you, and don’t fear death? Answer
me!”
No one did so, however.
“How artful this bloodthirsty monster is!” each thought; “for those
who don’t fear death are sure to be hung first!”
“Well, no one answers, I find,” said the chief, laughing. “I’ll give
you a last chance, poor devils; mark me, the only one you’ll have.
Who is the greatest coward among you, and fears most to die?”
“I do.”
“I am.”
“That’s me.”
“Oh, spare us!”
Such were the unanimous answers of all, and in one breath.
“Ha! ha! you have answered at last, eh? Well, then, since there
are no good nor brave men, but plenty of cowards, we’ll hang you
altogether, for none of you deserve to live.”
Groans were now heard on all sides, and many repented not having
answered before.
“If there had been only a few brave men among you I would have
spared——”
“I’m brave! I’m brave!”
“I’ll do any mortal thing.”
“A lion’s courage is nothing to mine!”
“Only just try me—a tiger is nothing compared to me!”
“I’d face the devil, _I_ would!”
Thus gasped out many when they found that brave men only were to be
spared.
“Oh, that’s it, eh?” said the Skeleton Chief. “I now find that all of
you are brave.”
“I’m the bravest,” said Roger, very meekly; “on my word, I am!”
“You are, eh?”
“No, he isn’t,” said the coachman; “_I_ am.”
“Oh, you are; then this footman must be a liar.”
“So he is,” said the coachman, “an awful liar; the biggest as ever
lived!”
“Then we will begin with you two first, and give you a trial,” said
the chief. “How do you best like to fight, with swords, or what?
Daggers are the quickest to do the work with!”
“I’d prefer fists,” said the burly coachman.
“And what do _you_ prefer my brave fellow?” asked the chief of Roger.
Roger much preferred to escape out of the mess altogether, but it
could not be.
“Strip,” said the chief, “you’ve got a fair chance to settle; the one
who gives in first shall be hung, and the conqueror shall have the
choice of poison or a bullet if he refuses to join my crew. We only
have well-tried men alive or dead on board the Phantom Ship.”
Neither Roger nor the coachman saw any very great choice in the terms
offered, but ere many minutes they were pounding each other’s ribs in
gallant style till the sounds of their own blows reached through the
immense hall.
Both combatants fought for ten minutes fiercely and fast, and went at
it like two blacksmiths.
At last, however, Roger began to blow like a grampus, and with a
well-directed smack on the nose the burly coachman knocked him down.
“I give in,” gasped Roger.
“Bring the rope,” said the chief, calmly.
“No, I don’t; stop a bit,” said the footman. “D—n it! I’ll have a few
more rounds; anything’s better than being scragged like a cat.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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