England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Gossip -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
“There are many mistaken notions abroad about matrimony,” he said,
snuffing the smoke from a favorite cigar. “People drag too much silly
sentimentalism into the question. What is marriage but a delicate
investment in flesh. I know life, and I give you my word, my boy, that
there’s precious little difference between women when you come to study
them in detail. One is tall, another short, some pretty, some plain;
they all have tempers, they all love dress, they are all vain—much of a
muchness. Love is generally a hysterical prejudice. Take my advice and
marry by reason.”
Gabriel besought further paternal advice on the subject. His father
expanded. He loved dogmatism and was in his element.
“Take a practical view of the question,” he said. “When I see a fine,
handsome, good-tempered girl, born of good stock into an excellent
social position, possessing grit and savoir faire, then I say to myself,
‘Wise William who secures that investment.’ That, sir, is what I call a
reasonable marriage.”
Gabriel meditated a moment over his claret.
“You do not believe in the worth of the deeper sentiments?” he said.
“Poetry, sir, is very well between calf covers and gold lettering, but
for God’s sake keep poetical notions out of plain, honest existence.
They are ruinous.”
“You think so?”
“I don’t theorize. I know.”
Gabriel smiled one of his melancholy smiles. Traitor to his own craft,
he half believed his father’s dictum to be true. His pessimism with
regard to the present levelled his expectations to a mundane tone.
Sentiment might have suited a Laura or a Fiametta. It was obsolete
according to modern notions. An up-to-date woman did not stand in need
of poetry and heroics.
“Too much nonsense is talked,” John Strong continued, “on mental
attraction, psychical magnetism, and the like. Common-sense is the
thing. Consider women as so many nuts. Take any one, it doesn’t matter
much which, provided it is not worm-eaten. And if one particular nut has
a golden shell, nab it, my boy, and don’t talk about psychology.
Poetical impracticabilities have ruined plenty of clever men. So long as
a woman has a pretty face, a healthy body, and a fairly amiable mind,
don’t you grumble. Give her good pin-money and plenty of honest animal
affection and she’ll do. We’ve got to live in this world, not dream.”
VII
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