England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Gossip -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
The local celebrities were well differentiated and quaintly
characteristic. There was the Reverend Jacob Mince, the vicar, lean,
complacent, uxorious, and parsonic, a man who intoned through his nose,
patronized creation, and was very wise concerning cabbages. Mrs. Mince,
the vicaress, big, pallid, with a melancholy air of dilapidated
Protestantism, contrasted with Mrs. Marjoy, the doctor’s wife, whose red
face tilted its spectacles in the defence of virtue. Then there were the
three Misses Snodley, maiden ladies of irreproachable morals, who drove
a donkey chaise, delighted in scandal, and indulged in missionary work
at a discreet distance. Lastly stood Mrs. Jumble, the intellectual light
of the village, a most precise and pompous person, who read Shakespeare
and delivered decretals on the conduct of life generally. In truth,
there were numberless folk whose virtues it would be wearisome to
chronicle and whose vices were inevitable and commonplace. Saltire was
an orthodox and Christian village. It knew not Spinoza and would have
martyred Kant.
Saltire Hall stood on a bluff, oak-girdled hill-side that sloped
southward towards the water-meadows of the Mallan. Elizabethan in mood
and feature, its tall chimney-stacks towered above the trees, its
casements glimmered silver through the green. A rose-flecked terrace,
archaic gardens, fish-ponds, and a wild fragment of park-land maintained
a sympathetic setting to the house, over whose eaves a quaint melancholy
brooded, as though the old manor found the Victorian present
incompatible with the past.
There was a considerable gradation between bewigged and dark-featured
Jacobites and the person of John Strong, Esq., a brazen bullionist,
plump with the prosperity of a successful mercantile career. Saltire
Hall—armor, ancestors, memories included—had fallen into the callous
hands of a nineteenth-century tea merchant. John Strong, Esq., in the
plenitude of years had gotten unto himself a picturesque and peaceful
habitation. He had embarked his family upon the duck-pond of county
society. He had become a power in Christendom, a ponderous autocrat
heading the notabilities of an English village. He was a great man so
long as he remained within two leagues of the village pump.
John Strong lived a British patriarch in his own household. His
philosophy bulwarked itself upon solid state principles. He was orthodox
to the backbone, a discreet and conventional Christian, an upholder of
the monarchy, and a most punctilious church-warden. He possessed the
arrogance of conviction begotten of long success. He could forgive a
debt, but could not pardon any impropriety that based its being upon
original intuition. His prejudices were like caltrops strewn before the
advance of any unfamiliar philosophy. Question his convictions and he
would vote you a fool or a prig, according to your age. He was as
incapable of stomaching argument as a Jew of breakfasting off bacon.
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