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"I have made arrangements," he said a little stiffly, "to lunch at the
inn."
"Oh, that'll be all right," said Mrs. Eames, "I'll explain to James
Hinton. As a matter of fact, he'll quite expect you to lunch at the
vicarage. Everybody who comes to the village does. Not that anyone ever
does come. At least, very seldom. But if anybody did--and, after all,
you have--he would lunch at the vicarage. James Hinton knows that quite
well."
James Hinton did. Sir Evelyn remembered that.
Further refusal became impossible when Mrs. Eames hooked her arm
through his and began to tow him across the stony beach.
"There's only cold lamb," she said. "But as soon as we get home
I'll dart into the kitchen and make some pancakes. I'm sure you like
pancakes. Don't you like pancakes?"
"Oh, quite," said Sir Evelyn.
"And scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs don't take a minute. After
photographing the cave you're sure to be hungry. I know I am. Gladys
can run down to the inn for a jug of beer."
"Gladys!"
"Gladys," said Mrs. Eames, "is our cook, which she can't, not even
scrambled eggs; and housemaid, which she won't, though she could if she
liked. But she can and will go down to James Hinton's for a jug of beer
when I tell her to."
Chapter III
"While I'm making the pancakes," said Mrs. Eames, as they crossed the
green where the nets and geese were, "you might give Timothy a bit of a
talking to; stir him up, you know. I'm always trying to, but I've never
succeeded in the least. A word or two from you----"
"I do not think it at all likely that I should influence him," said Sir
Evelyn stiffly.
He had no idea of taking on the task of stimulating into activity a
lazy country vicar. That was what the Rev. Timothy Eames seemed to be.
"Oh, but you could," said Mrs. Eames. "Force of good example, you
know. Tell him you're writing a book, and then, very likely, he'll
write one too. He could if he chose. I was sitting beside a Dean once
at tea--not quite a first-rate Dean, but still fairly important--and
I heard him say to another Dean that there is a corner to be made in
the Christological heresies, if anyone cared to seize the chance. I
remembered that and told Timothy afterwards, hoping that he might go in
for it."
"Might make a corner?"
"Exactly. Just what you're doing, you know. I don't say Christological
heresies are as good as smugglers. They're not. But a corner is a
corner whatever it's in. My idea was that Timothy might dart in before
anyone else tumbled to the chance, and corner those heretics. I know he
can read Greek, for I've seen him do it, and so far as I can make out
that's the only qualification required. Do try and persuade him, won't
you?"
"I'm afraid----"
"You needn't be," said Mrs. Eames. "Timothy won't resent anything you
say. He isn't the kind of man who resents good advice. I give him lots
and lots, and he's never even annoyed. He simply lies down under it.
Such a pity, when he really can read Greek, a thing very few can do."
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