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Sir Evelyn, who was a courteous gentleman, took off his hat, bowed and
apologised for his intrusion.
"I'm exceedingly sorry for disturbing you," he said. "If I had known
you were bathing I should have waited until you had finished."
"Hold on a minute," said the lady. "I can't hear a word you're saying."
She plunged, a neat header with scarcely a splash. He saw the red clad
form, curved stiffly from neck to heel, shooting through the clear
water. The blue cap emerged, plump arms flashed and splashed. With
incredible swiftness and all the grace of a swimming seal she crossed
the pool. Grasping the rock at Sir Evelyn's feet she pulled herself
half out of the water and looked at him with a gleaming smile.
"This is quite exciting," she said. "I don't think I ever saw anyone
here before. Do tell me who you are and what you're doing."
The approach and the questioning which followed it surprised Sir
Evelyn. This was not the way in which strangers usually sought to make
his acquaintance. But though shocked and a little startled, he was not
angry. It is almost impossible to be angry with a dripping, smiling,
friendly lady who emerges from the water at your feet.
"My dear lady----" he began, rather pompously but quite kindly.
"My name," she said, "is Eames, Agatha Eames, and my husband is vicar
of the parish."
"Dear me!" said Sir Evelyn a little startled.
He had a fairly clear idea in his mind of what the wives of our country
clergy are like, an idea formed on the descriptions of these ladies
given by our novelists. They are elderly, angular, severe, conventional
in their outlook on life and morals, inclined to bitter speaking of a
slanderous kind, clothed in body and equipped in mind after the fashion
of provincial spinsters of fifty years ago. The lady who looked up
at him in no way corresponded to his mental picture of what a country
vicar's wife ought to be.
"My name," he said, "is Dent, Evelyn Dent."
"Evelyn Dent! But, of course, Sir Evelyn Dent. _The_ Sir Evelyn Dent."
This prompt recognition of his eminence surprised Sir Evelyn. In
political circles he was of course well known. Socially, as son,
brother and uncle of three succeeding earls, he held a distinguished
position. But he scarcely expected to find himself known to a
plump lady bathing in a lonely pool. Recollecting Hinton's earlier
recognition in the Anchor Inn, it occurred to him that this lady might
at one time have been cook in the house of his father, brother or
nephew. In the eighteenth century, according to Thackeray, the clergy
often married upper servants. For all Sir Evelyn knew they might be
doing so still.
With this idea in his mind he smiled in a friendly way. Mrs. Eames, no
doubt encouraged by this sign of amiability, climbed out of the pool,
sat down on a rock at his feet and began rubbing the water off her legs
with curved palms.
"So you know who I am," he said, expecting a confession that she had in
other days fried bacon for his breakfast.
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