The Smugglers: Picturesque Chapters in the Story of an Ancient CraftHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Smugglers: Picturesque Chapters in the Story of an Ancient Craft
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
Smuggling -- Great Britain
Shaw had many smart encounters with the excise, in which he generally
managed to get the best of it. The most dramatic of these was probably
the exploit that befell when he was captaining a party of smugglers
conveying two hundred kegs of whisky from the mountains down to Perth.
The time was winter, and snow lay thick on field and fell; but the
journey was made in daytime, for they were a numerous band and well
armed, and feared no one. But the local Supervisor of Excise had by some
means obtained early news of this expedition, and had secured the aid of
a detachment of six troopers of the Scots Greys at Coupar-Angus, part of
a squadron stationed at Perth. At the head of this little force rode the
supervisor. They came in touch with the smugglers at Cairnwell, in the
Spittal of Glenshee.
“Gang aff awa’ wi’ ye, quietly back up the Spittal,” exclaimed the
supervisor, “and leave the seizure to us.”
“Na, faith,” replied Shaw; “ye’ll get jist what we care to gie!”
“Say ye so?” returned the excise officer hotly. “I’ll hae the whole or
nane!”
The blood rose in Shaw’s head, and swelled out the veins of his temples.
“By God,” he swore, “I’ll shoot every gauger here before ye’ll get a
drap!”
The supervisor was a small man with a bold spirit. He turned to his
cavalry escort with the order “Fire!” and at the same time reached for
Shaw’s collar, with the exclamation, “Ye’ve given me the slip often
enough, Shaw! Yield now, I’ve a pistol in each pocket of my breeches.”
“Have ye so?” coolly returned the immense and statuesque Shaw, “it’s no’
lang they’ll be there, then!” and with that he laid violent hands upon
each pocket and so picked the exciseman bodily out of his saddle, tore
out both pistols and pockets, and then pitched him, as easily as an
ordinary man could have done a baby, head over heels into a snow-drift.
Meanwhile, the soldiers had not fired; rightly considering that, as they
were so greatly outnumbered, to do so would be only the signal for an
affray in which they would surely be worsted. A wordy wrangle then
followed, in which the exciseman and the soldiers pointed out that they
could not possibly go back empty-handed; and in the end, Shaw and his
brother smugglers went their way, leaving four kegs behind, “just out o’
ceeveelity,” and as some sort of salve for the wounded honour of the law
and its armed coadjutors.
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