American wit and humor; Newspapers -- Sections, columns, etc. -- Excerpts
Replete with fine etherially beautiful melody and graceful
embellishments, it represents Mozart at his best, expressing in a form
as clear and finely finished as a delicate ivory carving that mood of
restful, sunny, impersonal optimism which is the essence of most of his
musical creations. It is like some finely wrought Greek idyl, the
apotheosis of the pastoral, perfect in detail, without apparent effort,
gently, tenderly emotional, without a trace of passionate intensity or
restless agitation, innocent and depending, as a mere babe. It is the
mood of a bright, cloudless day on the upland pastures, where happy
shepherds watch their peaceful flocks, untroubled by the storm and
stress of our modern life, a mood so foreign to the hearts and
environment of most present day human beings, that it is rarely
understood by player or hearer, and still more rarely enjoyed. It seems
flat and insipid as tepid water to the fevered lips of the young
passion-driven, ambition-goaded soul in its first stormy period of
struggle and achievement; but later, it is welcomed as the answer to
that inarticulate, but ever increasingly frequent, sign for peace and
tranquil beauty.
* * *
SOMEWHERE IN THE MICHIGAN WOODS.
Sir: Last night I disturbed the family catawollapus--née Irish--with,
"Are you asleep, Maggie?" "Yis, sor." "Too bad, Maggie; the northern
lights are out, and you ought to see them." "I'm sorry, sor, but I'm
sure I filled them all this morning." What I intended to say was that I
have taken the liberty of christening a perfectly good he-pointer pup
Jet Wimp. Hope it is not lese majesté against the revered president of
the Immortals.
Salvilinus Fontanalis.
* * *
A Sheboygan merchant announces a display of "what Dame Nature has
decreed women shall wear this fall and winter."
* * *
In considering additions to the Academy of Immortals shall Anna
Quaintance be forgot? She lives in Springfield.
* * *
A box-office man has won the politeness prize. Topsy-turvy world, did
you say?
* * *
We lamp by the rural correspondence that Mrs. Alfred Snow of Chili,
Wis., is on her way to Bismarck, N. D. It is suggested that she detour
to Hot Springs and warm up a bit.
* * *
_BLAKE COMES BACK._
_Little Ford, who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee,
Gave thee gas and bade thee speed
By the stream and o'er the mead;
Gave thee cushions hard and tight,
Bumpy tires small and white;
Gave thee such a raucous voice,
Making all the deaf rejoice?
Little Ford, who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee?_
_Little Ford, I'll tell thee,
Little Ford, I'll tell thee.
He is callèd by thy name,
Henry Ford, the very same.
He is meek and he is mild,
Is pacific as a child.
He a child and thou a Ford,
You are callèd the same word.
Little Ford, God bless thee!
Little Ford, God bless thee!_
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