American wit and humor; Newspapers -- Sections, columns, etc. -- Excerpts
"Tell me about Rainbow's-End," the Boy entreated. "Is there a beautiful
Princess, with many suitors for her hand?"
"The Princess Aralia is a very pretty girl, as princesses go." The
Knight opened a locket attached to a long gold chain and exhibited an
exquisite miniature. "I don't mind saying," said he, "that the Princess
Aralia and I are on very good terms, and a word from me will procure you
a cordial reception. The question is, how shall we set about it? You
can't present yourself at court as you are; you must have a horse and a
fine costume, and all that sort of thing."
"Perhaps there's a good fairy in the neighborhood," said the Boy
hopefully.
The Knight shook his head. "Not within a dozen leagues. But stop a
bit--it is just possible that Aunt Jo can manage the matter. Aunt Jo is
the sister of my wife's mother, and one of the cleverest witches in the
country. She stands very high in her profession and is thoroughly
schooled in every branch of deviltry; and with the exception of my
wife's mother, I can think of no person whose society is less desirable.
But one day in each year she takes a day off, during which she is as
affable and benevolent an old dame as you can possibly imagine; really,
you would never know it was the same person. These annual breathing
spells do her a world of good, she tells me; for incessant wickedness is
just as monotonous and wearisome as unbroken goodness."
"And to-day is the Witch's holiday?"
"Yes, it so happens; and I always make it a point to spend the night at
her cottage if I am in this part of the country."
The Knight of the Dusty Thoroughfare rose and put his cloak about his
shoulders, and with the Boy set forward through the valley.
IV.
Presently they came to the Witch's cottage, snuggled away in a hollow
and hidden from the road by a tangle of witch hazel shrubs. The Boy
rather expected a dark, forbidding hut of sinister outlines, but here
was as pretty a cabin as ever you saw, weathered a pleasing gray, with
green blinds and a tiny porch overrun with Virginia-creeper.
The Knight strode boldly up the path, the Boy following less
confidently. No one answering the summons at the porch, they tried the
kitchen door. It was open, and they stepped inside. The Witch was not at
home, but evidently she was not far away, for a fire was crackling in
the stove and a kettle singing over the flames. An enormous black cat
got up lazily from the hearth and rubbed himself against the visitors
with a purr like a small dynamo.
With the familiarity of a relative the Knight led the way about the
house. One door was locked. "This," said he, "is Aunt Jo's dark room, in
which she develops her deviltry. This"--opening the door of a little
shed--"is the garage."
The Boy peeped in and saw two autobroomsticks.
"The small green one is her runabout. The big red one is a touring
broomstick, high power and very fast; you can hear her coming a mile
off."
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